Hired Guns

[omni]

I was wondering if anyone could share or point me to some good info on hired guns. I feel like I pass up a lot of opportunities because of not knowing how to talk to a girl who's working.

[Neuromancer]

same rules as any other HB except you cant trust the IOIs

[omni]

That really helps. I guess that is the problem I was having: not knowing when to trust the IOIs.

So how do you know when the transition of you can't trust the IOIs?

[Guest]

At tips on these? Anyone have luck with hired guns at all? It is hard to gauge their reaction to you because it is their job to be nice to you. Spill your knowledge onto thy forum.


Or is it weird to try and pick someone up at their job?

[Guest]

This is my favorite type of pickup. I can't tell you how many bartenders, waitresses, hostesses, etc etc I've pulled... The key here is to take them out of their work element. Chances are, if she's a hot girl (and if you're going for her she damn well better be) she gets hit on at work quite often. So, taking that in to account, it's rare that going direct with her will turn out to be successful.

Let's say you're at Hooters. You know the scene...typically lots of cute little girls running around in outdated yet still somewhat hot orange shorts, tank tops, and tits out a 5 ft. ahead of them. Your waitress comes over...wow she's really something...target set.

"HEY GUYS!!! Welcome to Hooters!! My name is *insert typical hotgirl/porn star first name* What......"

Interrupt her here and start talking

"Wow...hi...oh man....you...wow....you are...man how do I say this? I'm nervous...you...look...Like you're totally able to get me a Bud Light ASAP..."

*Then quickly snap your head towards the closest TV and just stare at it with the biggest smile on your face.*

What some thing like this does is at first made her think the typical pickup line was coming...then she thinks you're getting nervous. Believe me when I say that 95% of Hooters girls will think this is super cute. THEN...you totally push away with the beer order and back turn. If you do it in a obviously playful way, you're already starting to control her emotional levels...and she'll probably hit ya on the arm or something...which we all know is good.

I've used this EXACT thing as an opener at restaurants...especially Hooters...countless times w/ success. Field tested, mother approved.

From that point on all I do is just be FUN. Don't be afraid to grab the attention of some other waitress working close by to goof off with at some point, either. She'll see it, kinda like it...and kinda get jealous over it. You can probably figure out what to do from there.

[Guest]

That's pretty gnarly, Smirks.
Might try a variation on that myself sometime.

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I was at the Dentist on Wed, and wound up getting this really cute assistant doing my cleaning (about my age as well).
All was fine while it was just me an her in the room, as she did her thing and I just shot the bull and teased with her in the time her hands weren't in my mouth.
It was kind of funny to see the pauses for 'suction breaks' get longer and longer as time went on (so that we could converse).

Anyway by the time we where done, and the actual dentist came in to look things over, I was getting IOIs left and right...and it was pretty obvious that she was attracted.
All I did was connect with her as though she where any other girl though....found out she used to live in Denton and go to TWU, teased her that if she went to TWU she was probably a lesbian (TWU stereotype) and should really sit down and reconsider all that flirting with me, that sort of thing.

Long story short, I didn't get her number.....my own fault.
At the end of the session, when I might have actually gone for the number, it was me, her, and Dentist (her boss, and someone I've known since I was little) in a small room together. Of course the thought crossed my mind to get the number, but it felt strange with Dentist there so I didn't.

Anyway, as far as I can see, if you break down what makes 'hired guns' different from a girl in any other situation; you wind up with 2 unique challenges:
*they want to sell you something...so they might flirt intentionally, always knowing that they just want to get you to buy
*they are on the job, so the situational is a little unorthodox for a pick-up (most guys don't ask their dentist's assistant out on a date....though this one might not present itself at, say, a restaurant where the waitresses aren't necessarily within hearing range of their boss/co-workers and/or its part of their job to be social).

The reason I mentioned the dentist story is that it was a little unique and gave me some good perspective:
I only had the second challenge (strange situation) and not really the first (trying to sell).

She didn't need to sell anything to me, she just had to clean my teeth.
So the only obstacle I had (and in this case, failed to overcome) was the strange/unorthodox situation of getting her number right in front of her boss where its just us 3 in a small room together.

No real advice from me since I've never pulled a girl on the job before...but just my thoughts on the subject.

[Guest]

Door girl at the club tonight, sucked on her new tattoo and number closed her.... be unexpected

[Guest]

it also doesnt help that smirks is sexy as shit. seriously man, just walk up and whip it out.

[Guest]

Lol. Smirks, your a trip. I do agree though that especially at a pace like Hooters, you have to be original and can't do or say the same tings that EVERY other man does or says.

[Guest]

i told a hot girl at subway that i was thinking about getting the subway symbol tatooed on my neck and she said that was a bad idea, so i told her it would compliment the one i already had. She asked what it was, and i told her i had the phrase eat fresh tattooed on my ass. Big ass smile....got her number, then while i was eating my food 3 other guys tried flirting with her. KInda dunny