Some may not like what I have to say, but fuck it; I’m not as heavily invested in the community as some. And I have a habit of reporting the reality of what hides behind this façade of pua invincibility built from handpicked exploit strewn across cyber space. View reality as it is, not as you would wish it to be. It is important not to put any personas on a PUA pedestal. Advice, many spout out. This advice, many soak in. Ultimately, you must go out and see what works best for you. See which wingman create the synergy you need. Which women you want. Which life to live.
On to the report…
After the initial meet up, we split into groups. Five of us go to a local Addison bar soon joined by a 6th, NoBodyUKnow. I find the guys at a table. Large-son gets IC and AI from a Hbblonde who is part of a 2-set. I bring him over, introduce him to an HB, and leave. He holds the set quite well for a bit, and then we head out in back. As is the modus operandi of PUAs, we talk shop. I spy another two set perfect for a warm up. I tell the guys “let’s just ask these ladies”. I say it in order for the ladies to hear me so they feel the spontaneity of the situation. I open with what we were talking about: women.
Mojo: We were just talking. And you, being women, I thought would be good to ask.
With open body language and warm smiles, it was apparent they like the attention. I proceed.
Mojo: What one thing would a guy say to you that would make you decide that this was a guy you wanted to get to know.
HB1: Personality. Personality is important.
Mojo: Personality? I asked what one thing would a guy SAY that would make him of interest.
HB2: Doesn’t matter what he would say, there is no one pick-up line that works.
HB1: Yeah, it should be like this, how we are all talking now, just like this.
Mojo: Ok, fuck it. (HBs laugh)
Mojo: What one thing would a guy to you to fuck things up.
HB’s laugh and say: there are sooo many things.
Mojo: like what?
HB’s: Blah Blah Blah
I eject as to let the other 2 guys run this set. I go back inside and meet up with NobodyUKnow who is just one cool cat. Always dashingly dressed, easy to talk to, his conversation never fail to captivate. We head to the bar where we are just in time to grab a seat of a couple that was just living. We take positions and immediately open a one set which turns into a 3 set after her friends arrive. We pawn this 3 set to open a hotter two our right. Set goes well. I leave to take a quick restroom break to come back and see a couple of guys intruding. We move them outside, away from the guys. One HB is married, the other has a BF. I isolate the married Brazilian HB in a corner where we fluff talk. She is totally into me. Mucho kino and a number close later, we both decide to take a bathroom trip. Business done, I come out to see NobodyUKnow. We leave Brazilian HB in the bathroom to continue the hunt. Captian Jack rolls up. I have never seen CJ really in action. I want to learn.
Mojo: I have no game. Teach me. I want to see you in action.
CJ: Well, I only open 1 or 2 sets a night. Just waiting for the right position.
I understand CJ unwillingness to perform. When I am out with some new guys, sometimes there is a pressure to perform. I don’t like to feel pressured so I do not perform. Understandable. Indeed, that is one of the reasons I like to say “I have no game”. Lessens expectations. And maybe he does not to seem supplicating by following my request. Who knows. I don’t have time to wait and see him find the right position. NobodyUKnow and I continue the hunt.
We pass the bar and I spy Sin, gaming a not so hot HB. Maybe a 5.5. I figure it is just a warm up set. We all need those occasionally. In the distance a hot Eskimo I had picked up just a couple of weeks before. She is with a friend and an AFC. NobodyUKnow opens her friend as I talk to HBEskimo. We naturally assume body language closing off the AFC’s access to the group, instantly blowing him out. He walks away. I isolate Eskimo HB to the patio where we k-close as NobodyUKnow masterfully occupies her friend. She is a bit shy and the spot is not as isolated as I would like. We rejoin the group where Brazilian HB stops by to tell me that her friend’s BF arrive and she was going to take her friend home, but asked me if I would be there long as she wanted to come back to see me. I introduce Eskimo HB to Brazilian HB before she leaves to take her friend home. NobodyUKnow still has her friend captivated. Mucho kudos to NobodyUKnow who occupied her friend - I appreciated that. I take Eskimo HB hand and lead to a more isolated kiss location outside of the venue. As we do a quick kiss, I figure, fuck it, and lead her to my car where we can really, um, well, oh fuck it.
Arriving back in the bar, I leave Eskimo HB with her friends. The AFC guy gives me a “Where the fuck were you two” look. I see Sin gaming the same HB5.5. Guess he really needs to warm up. I find NoBodyUKnow talking to Brazilian HB. Brazilian HB leaves to watch the band. NoBodyUKnow suggests we flip for her. Nu uh. She’s mine
Some of the pua's out there that teach are good, especially the ones that were bit of a natural in the first place. And some "gurus" out there that teach should not be teaching. I have met some notable pua's and have seem them in action. To my disappointment, I was better than them. Quite humbling experience for I am not nearly as good as my natural friends. So it is best to befriend naturals instead of paying $1000.00 plus for workshops.
Ok, I digress. Back to the report...
We go on the hunt. Brazilian HB calls me but I can’t hear word she is saying. I hang up. I notice she had already tried to call me a couple of times.
Fresh air! We go outside and NoBodyUKnow opens an HB. NoBodyUKnow asks her to entertain him. She replies she wants to be entertained. No one is entertaining. Oh fuck it, I decide to entertain. I ask her for a cigarette so I may do a magic trick. *POOF* it disappears. Then I pull it out from behind my ear. Ohhh. Ahhhh. She says she likes though apparently not enough as she ignores us to talk to two friends that appear. How rude. I don’t do magic tricks just for anyone
We hop into my car where I suggest we should continue this conversation. I use my tried and true “There is this lake near my condo. It would be a nice place to continue our talk”. She suggests going to a man-made lake just down the road. Not what I wanted though a venue change could only help. We arrive and step out of my car.
Brazilian HB: You’re not going to kill me
Mojo: No... Not yet… I wanta have some fun first. *mischievous smile*
We fool around. Both of us getting turned on. Take her back to her car where we stay in my car and fool around. She asks if I have a condom – of course I do. Nice.
1) Onward to sex location – which is in the back seat.
2) Condom ready
3) Randiness through the roof
4) Bright light beam shining in… WTF
This better be a fucking UFO dammit. I look out to see a smiling peeping-Tom cop stepping out of his patrol car. He looks just like Enos, your know, from the Dukes of Hazzard. I . . . shit . . . you . . . not.
So, as I get out of the back seat, imagine this guy…
…goofy smile and all, strolling up to say:
Enos: Maam, you alright in there. Are you a consenting adult?
Brazilian HB: Yes, officer, I am.
Enos: Just want to make sure you are a . . . *looking in at the free peep show*
Brazilian HB: consenting adult. Yes I am a consenting adult.
It was obvious Enos was a bit more interested in a peep than to protect and serve. Peeping Tom Enos leaves. Back to business.
Her hand all over me, my mini Mojo swelling to her touch. It’s on. It’s nice. It’s another light beam beaming in. OMFG! I look out half expectantly to see Rosco P Coltrane. One of the bouncers from the bar shines his flashlight, waitress standing by his side. I wave at them friendly. Oh, the humanity.
Unable to extract her to a more secure sex location (namely my condo) and with a ready audience outside enjoying the show, I decide let this masseuse (she is a certified masseuse. Oh joy.) give me a happy ending.
In the morning I find her cell phone in the back seat of my car, which had fallen out of her pocket from the night before. Met her at Starbucks to get it back to her. Set up a day two for Monday. Run the ring routine. It has been agreed this will be an FB relationship.
Cheerio,
Mojo


