How to Eat Pussy

[Scoundrel]

I first heard this when I was in high school back in the 70s. Later I heard Sam Kinison use it as a bit in his comedy act.

It’s a simple technique and if you do it right she’ll think you’re some kind of lick master from the far East. I once used this on a topless dancer that said “You know, guys can’t usually get me off this wa- OOOO GOD!!! OOOO FUUUUCK!!! OOOOO GOD” LOL That’s for real!

Ready?

Lick the alphabet.

I’m talking use your tongue like a pen and write nice BIG capital letters on and around her clit. A B C D etc. Start slowly at first and as she raises her hips into your face, go faster.

I’ve used this on women for years and they have ALL had the same reaction. They LOVE it.

[Finesse]

I concur.

[phoenix_rising]

It's been awhile since I've heard a sam kinison reference. BIIITTCCHH, I WANT MY CD'S BACK!!! There's another one for you. Also, this technique does work very well.

[Twitchy]

It does work however, in my experience, women want consistent motion when they get close to finishing. I have known several women that if I vary in any way (speed, pressure, motion), they lose it and can't cum.

[reck1ess]

according to jenna jameson, it doesnt work.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WEe1UOh-twA

[JohnnyBravo]

Make a game out if it and have her try to guess the letter!

I have found that girls especially fond of the letter "I".

[NobodyUKnow]

I too will attest to Sam's genius. It's great for warmup.

Other gold: alternate lightly teasing & blowing the clit with full on sucking it. Working the G spot while you lick is always a winner too.

[Vector]

i may try this once or twice as an opener hahaha

[Scoundrel]

according to jenna jameson, it doesnt work.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WEe1UOh-twA

I don't care what she said. I've had over 50 women say to me "do that again!"

[reck1ess]

i wasnt trying to be rude or anything. since apparently u got more experience that i do. lol.