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[Rockstär]

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[Twitchy]

Huh?

[Scoundrel]

It doesn't work tat way. You have to ENJOY TALKING to women. From your post, I get the idea that you don't want a woman, you want a human jack off machine.

[Finesse]

Yoink!

I'll take that quote.

[Finesse]

I'd first start with a hooker.... to calm you down.

Then I would give a professional a call (Charisma arts, venusian arts, the mysterymethod, adam lyons, etc...).

After that I would take some prozac,

Maybe another hooker or 2.... hell do them at the same time.

Then I would take more advice from the same professional you chose before.

One more hooker,

Get a buddy to smack you around a bit...

More prozac.

Then go game.

Two Bootcamps: $4,000.00 - $6,000.00
Perscription for/and Supply of Prozac: $300.00
Hookers: $1,000.00
Getting laid on a regular basis without paying for it: Priceless


For 2 years of leanring this stuff, it doesnt seem as if you have actually learned anything. Like scoundrel said, from your post it sounds like "you want a human jack off machine." No girl is going to give it up to you unless she is shit faced drunk, drugged, or your paying her for it... even on the last one, if your personality you convey is anything like you just presented yourself on here, then you'll be DOA as you will likely be pegged as an undercover cop.

You need to stop going out to talk to girls, and start practicing in your everyday interactions. You treat them like sex machines instead of people, and its degrading to them. They see through your lies, which are btw intended only to get their pants off. You need to change the way you think about girls.

Seriously man.... I hope you get at least a little something out of this. I'd have hated to waste 7 minutes of my life.

Actually, the mastercard thing I thought was funny.... it's all good.

[Vector]

Not really sure where to start, but here are some suggestions:

1. Don't be so eager and needy. It reeks of desperation.
2. This should go without saying, but don't solicit prostitutes or rape anyone. EVER.
3. Whatever "bullshit" you're doing that keeps earning you a bad reputation, STOP IT. (See #2)
4. You're still young. Take your time and learn how to treat women as human beings. It's part of growing up.
5. Masturbate a lot.

Hope that helps.

[Rhody]

Actually, I have a very different list of suggestions:
1. Stop masturbating for a while. Stop with the porn. Seriously, porn is GREAT if you can distinguish between fantasy and reality. It's not so great if you start to believe that a group of horny milfs are going to gangbang you when you deliver their pizza.
2. Do something good for society. Volunteer for Habitat for Humanity. You can volunteer to pick up groceries for elderly people. It will make you feel good.
3. Join an intramural sports activity or two. Maybe take up a musical instrument.
4. Go to the museum and look at art. Sit in front of a painting you like and meditate. They always have a bench in front of Mark Rothko paintings. I highly recommend you let one of his paintings envelope you. It seems like you really need to take inventory inside yourself and remove the clutter.
5. Make some female friends and DON'T SARGE THEM. Just enjoy having women around without fucking them. You'll find that they're pretty cool to hang out with.

If you're a mellow person who is active, cultured, and centered, then women might jump you instead of the other way around.

[Finesse]

Actually, I have a very different list of suggestions:
1. Stop masturbating for a while.
2. Do something good for society. Volunteer for Habitat for Humanity. You can volunteer to pick up groceries for elderly people. It will make you feel good.
4. Go to the museum and look at art. Sit in front of a painting you like and meditate. They always have a bench in front of Mark Rothko paintings. I highly recommend you let one of his paintings envelope you.

Hell... I just might start doing these myself..... Thanks Rhody.

[Blue]

this has been one of the funniest threads i have read on this forum. ya'll are hilarious and keep me entertained during class.

[aknov]

I've got two night stands by my bed that I'm not currently using. I'd be happy to sell you one- If that helps.