I need some help with Facebook game.

[TheRussian]

Here is her latest reply.

friday's my birthday. i'll be out of town with the boyfriend.
have fun drinking yer vodka though, mr. russian!

I was thinking about this issue, and I think that I came up with an idea that may just be crazy enough to work.

How about this.. I tell her:

"Oh neato, happy Birthday! You should come hang out with some of my friends when you come back, and you should definitely bring your boyfriend along, i'm sure he is a real cool dude, the more the merrier as they say."

Here is my plan, and I will need a wing for it.

I meet them with the wing. I talk to the boyfriend, and ignore her for the first 20 minutes. I will make good friends with him so that he doesn't cockblock. After that, the wing will take over the boyfriend, and I will start running game on the girl.

This will probably take more then one night, but if she meets me and likes what she sees, she is more likely to go out in the future by herself and leave her boyfriend behind.

Letting her boyfriend come out is a huge disqualifier for myself, which is good.

Any thoughts? Who wants to wing?

=)

[TheRussian]

Here is the latest with a chick named Alice:

Me:

Cool, you know many of my friends. I'm cooler then they are tough, just letting you know upfront here.

-Sasha.

Alice Chow

11:05pm October 7th
haha. probably b/c we went to the same high school. =P

Alex Sasha Lübenski

11:16pm October 7th
Damn right. I am concerned because you weren't hitting on me in highschool. But you can start now =)
Sent via Facebook Mobile

Alex Sasha Lübenski

11:52pm October 8th
Que pasa? Do you often add people as friends and then not talk to them? Lovely.

Write back,
-Sasha

Alice Chow

Today at 1:04am
been busy! =P plus..seems to me that you wanted to be friends, so i added you. what's the rush??

Alex Sasha Lübenski

Today at 2:48am
Whats the Rush? Alice.. what if the World ends tomorrow?

May Dragon Chinese Restaurant, Pei Wei Asian Diner? Haha.. So all you do is hang out at Chinese Restaurants?

What do your friends usually say about you? How do they describe you?

Start typing, there is a little blue send button on the bottom of the page, it really needs to be clicked.

Cheers.

Alice Chow

Today at 9:31pm
uh...yeah...the world's not ending tomorrow!

it's hard to describe me, just have to hang out w/ me to find out. =P


Alex Sasha Lübenski

Today at 10:12pm
Alice, I don't know what kinda Wonderland you came from, but this is not how things work in my world.

If I was to meet every chick on facebook, I would be broke, dead, or worse... I would have stalkers and insane women following me around. You look like you may fit that category Mrs. Wonderland.

So here is how its done:

First you tell me if you cook, clean.. etc..

Then you tell me about your personality and what people think about you

After that, you give me your phone # so that I can prank call you 10 times a day and 20 times a night.. (next email, because I'm too busy to type emails, one word is worth 1,000 emails)

After that, we can meet in real life, outside this online fantasy world. I actually do exist, these words are not just in your imagination, just letting you know if you are schizo

After we meet in real life, you can start playing hard to get, busy, or taken type of thing.. Some guys already figured it out =)

As always, the blue send button on the bottom is SCREAMING to be clicked.. its passionate about it.

Nazdarovya,

-Sasha

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