Dallas PUA

by **Scoundrel** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:29 am

Here’s a good opener for Okie girls. It’s adapted from an old Monty Python skit and I’ve been using it for more than 10 years.

PUA: Hey, are you from Oklahoma?
HBs: Yes!
PUA: You know about our Texas beer right?
HBs; Yes, no, whatever
PUA: Compared to Texas, Oklahoma beer is like having sex in a canoe.
HBs: Huh?
PUA: It’s fucking close to water.

by **Tracer** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:31 pm

Hilarious! Nice.

by **Scoundrel** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:36 pm

I was starting to think that no one was going to get this joke.

For those who may not know, this is funny because Oklahoma beer has a lower alcohol content than Texas beer.

by **Tracer** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:51 pm

Scoundrel...You just killed the punchline...LMAO.

Anyways, fun shit. I am gonna have to use that one. Thanks

by **JohnnyBravo** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:14 pm

Here's another one:

PUA to HB Sooner fan: Hey, do you know why hasn't Texas fallen into the Gulf of Mexico yet?

HB: ????

PUA: Everybody in Oklahoma sucks.

Or some variation of it making it a little sexual and funny. Use your imagination.

Dallas PUA

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