This could only happen to me

[Archaeopteryx]

Im talking on the phone to a girl I #-closed 2 weeks ago, and she realizes we don't know each other's names (She saved her # in my phone as Blueberry--a nickname I gave her).

BB: You don't know my name!
AX: I like BB better, it is way cooler than whatever your real name is.
AX: Besides you propbably have some dorky unsexy name like Margaret or Ethel
BB: ...

Of course, her first name actually turns out to be Margaret. What are the fuckin' odds!?

(Any PUA would, don't appologize, just know just roll with it)

AX: That's like an old ladies name. You should go pick up your grandkids. I bet you wear those old granny panties don't you?

Of course, she was named after her grand mother who died right before she was born (or something).

Later, in this conversation which was more tedious than the Bataan Death March (Note: I kept it interesting for her) , she started telling me about how she spends a lot of time thinking about "The funniest way to commit suicide" and then went on to describe some method that doesn't even appeal to my eccentric sense of humor. Good to know I attract emotonally stable girls...

I could tell this girl is a Drama Queen.

[Vicious]

well....margaret isn't too far out of the realm of possiblity, personally i would've gone with gertrude or bertha.

[JohnnyBravo]

LOL. I used to date a girl who named her period Aunt Margaret. I suggest you don't share that info with this girl.

Did you laugh out loud when she confirmed her name was Margaret? I would have. Then you could've said: "Well, at least it's not Ethyl"

[Thaddeus]

Hmm... got a worse one for ya. Friend of mine numberclosed a chick in orlando while we were there, cute little blonde girl by the name of olga... now that one knocks you back a bit....

[foresight]

Hmm... got a worse one for ya. Friend of mine numberclosed a chick in orlando while we were there, cute little blonde girl by the name of olga... now that one knocks you back a bit....

Sounds hot to me, if she was German.