She claimed to be a lesbian. She had a girlfriend. I was bored & didn't want to look AFC so, I thought what the hell & I threw my C&F on her.
Somehow it worked. There was a song playing that said something like "You're a crazy bitch, but you fuck so good I keep you around" or something...I hate modern music. She put her leg in my lap & asked "Am I a crazy bitch, but you keep me around because I fuck so good?"
I took that as an IOI.
WF: Depends on how good you are. (I should have just said Respect)
She keeps touching me, and then asks me to come sit on the couch with her. I do, but I sit on the opposite side. I think what I should have done is sit closer & escelate. Mojo leaves & she asks who I'm staying with.
WF: I'm probablly going to drive on to San Antonio or just get a hotel
Her: You could sleep on my couch if you want.
At this point, you might be thinking "Why isn't this a LR?" or "Even WF couldn't fuck this up". There are several things I could have said..."If you can make a good breakfest", "Okay, but no funny business--I'm on my period", "No thanks, you can sleep on the couch--I prefer a nice cozy bed", "If you'll buy me a drink"......or as my friend pointed out just "Okay, cool" would have worked. Hell, "You just want to steal my Herpes!" would have been better than what I said.
WF: <suprised look> Yeah...if it wouldn't be too much of an inconvience.
Holy fucking Moses. I deserve to be stabbed. Of course, now I'm an inconvience. This would have been my 2nd same day !-close
Hell--I could have STILL pulled this off, if I would have just escalated & lead, but instead I sat there on the couch like an AFC waiting for her to finish reading a magizine.
I finally asked if she would like for me to drive her home. You know, because TELLING her I'm going to drive her home would have possibly resulted in my dick getting near a vagina...
She kissed me. Then I kissed her.
Oh well, I didn't have condoms anyway...
Westfall
