Story Telling

[Scoundrel]

I’m trying to work out a story to use as a DHV. I wanted to get opinions from you guys. What I’d like to hear is if the story is fun, leaves some unanswered questions and has a good punch line at the end. Most of what follows is true and happened to me back in the late 70s, but I have embellished it a little.

Oh! I gotta tell you guys about this. I was back stage at a KISS concert a few years ago, I didn’t get to meet the band or anything, but I had a great view of the show and I saw all kinds of shit back stage. Anyway, during the drum solo Gene Simmons is standing off to the side of the stage having some water or something when this hot chick with long blond hair, a rabbit skin coat and tall black high heel boots comes walking up to Gene. I couldn’t hear what she was saying, but I could tell she wanted him to kiss her because she was reaching up and her lips were puckered. She’s not on the stage, so she’s about 4 feet lower than he is. Gene is shaking his head no and waving his hand in front of his face saying something like “ I can’t kiss you, it’ll fuck up my make up.” But she kept after him. So, Gene finally turns around, squats down at the edge of the stage and she kissed his ass! While this is going on, Gene looks over at me with this shit-eating grin on his face and I thought to myself, “Gene you’re my fucking hero.”

[boomer]

Man, that sounds like winner. Have you thought about updating it though to a more contemporary band? Then you can use it later on as a big neg 'so you'll have to buy me a drink if you wanna kiss my booty...' or sumthin' like that.

[Scoundrel]

I can't think of any other bands that wear that much makeup LOL. It did happen a long time ago. I think it was about 77.

I've also got a story about smoking pot with Mr. Pepperment, but nobody remembers him anymore.

Sometimes it sucks getting older.

[JohnnyBravo]

I remember Mr. Peppermint. Your statement about him smoking pot sure does explain a lot!