by Westfall » Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:26 pm
From my own personal library...
HB: I admire the fact that you have enough confidence to talk to the hottest girl in the bar
WF: I didn't know I did.
HB: I also work at Hooters
WF: Oh, are you like a cook?
WF: I like your shirt, you kinda look like giant bar code.
WF: I like your shirt, you kinda look like a checkers board. Can I play checkers on you?
WF: (after onion routine) You have many layers, beneath all that sarcasm, you're actually a sweet girl. You're definately an Onion.
HB: Or a cake--everyone loves cake
WF: Yeah....you're more like an Onion
WF: Hey, uh, did you know you still have your tags on your jacket? <laughter>
WF: Why are you barefoot? (girl in coffee shop on college campus)
WF: I can tell you work out ...now and then
WF: Are your jeans frayed like that at the bottom by design or did you just buy them too long?
WF: Hot girls are not nearly as appealing as most guys think they are. It is often the case that have never been challanged or required to offer more than just their looks to gain the affection of a man, and as such, they haven't developed the qualities I most admire in women, such as intelligence for instance. I would much rather date a smart girl than a dumb hot one. Are you a smart girl? (neg + qualifying)
HB: <somehow says she doesn't have a boyfriend>
WF: Don't worry, you'll find someone ...eventually
WF: What the hell is up with that sparkly stuff on your face? It looks like you got assulted by pixie-dust-yielding farries.
HB: Why are you reading this (the Game)? Is it so you can find a girlfriend or just so you can get laid?
WF: From you, neither.
Westfall