zine wrote:haha, who you think you are you got to work for this piece of ass, at least buy me dinner or something ya cheap bastard.
This thread wasn't gay enough, so I thought I'd add to it.
First, congrats on losing all that weight MBalls, self-improvement is great, and benifits you in more ways than just PUA. I used to be a fatass too (remind me to show you my drivers licenese...which by the way, I've developed into a routene).
Now I weigh 180, and girls sometimes check me out. Yesterday I was at a convient store wearing one of my fedoras and the cashier girl said "You look cute". I got her email (which is like distortedpycho@yahoo WTF!?). It is so encouraging to know I am attractive to women.
Personally, when I see a girl checking me out, I open her with something funny. Like:
WF: You're not going to use one of those lame pick-up lines on me now are you?
HB: ?
WF: Well, I saw you checking me out, usually when a girl looks at me that way, she uses some lame pick up line. What's the worst pick up line a guy's ever used on you?
HB: Blah
WF: I've got that beat. A dumb sorority girl asked "How much does a polar bear weigh?" Then she said "Just enough to break the ice"
Or if you're really bold (and you should be), I'm up here (point to eyes), not down here (point to arms..or crotch).
WF