All Women Love Bastards

[Guest]

I don't know if you ever watched The IT Crowd, but it's really funny. Here's a clip where a guy intentionally writes an asshole profile for an online dating site.
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoW-zgKGnDI&feature=related[/URL]

And here's the other guy's video profile.
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGcBq9AA3ec[/URL]

[Guest]

Im going to have to watch all three seasons again now. Netflix for the win! I love that show! The tall goth guy and the guy with the fro rock!

The best line E V E R.....
"Im going to murder you.... you bloody woman!"

[Guest]

I thought you were going to say:
"Stop doing this. You're always doing this. You're making it go back IN."

[Guest]

"I have learned one or two things........... from conversations with my mother."

or

"I like my women like I like my toast... hot and consumable with butter!"

lol

[Guest]

That stuff is hilarious!

[Guest]

First off thank you guys for the inspiration. Here's my new POF profile.....working like a charm.

Shut Up...Do as I tell you...I'm not interested...take out the trash...yes you look fat in those jeans....shave your mustache....damn that **** is hot..why can't you look like her.
These are some of the things you'd be hearing if we were together. :-)
I am an idiot and don't care about anyone.
I live with my mom and her boyfriend. They let me have my bedroom in the garage.
If we lived together I would make sure to put the lid up and I don't flush either.
I like my women like I like my toast.....hot and with stawberry jam.
I have a heart shape shaved into my back hair.

I am very picky because I deserve the best.
I love drama.
I lost my door greeter job at Wal Mart. Probably was too good for it anyways.
My 78 Pinto wagon just got repo'd last night. haha I still have a 10speed tho.
I spend a lot of time sending polite emails turning people down. Most of them appreciate that I do that.
Sometimes I like to grow a mono-brow.
I dig chics with mullets & muffin tops.
I luv hairy midget p0rn.
I wouldn't want to move in too soon. Probably in a month or so.
Guitar hero says I ROCK.
I don't like girls who talk.
I used to be a $30,000 millionaire it was so over rated.
I'm sick of playing the field, I don't need to date everything that moves
I'm like 5people rolled into one.......seeking the same thing
Im etremly drawn to someone w/ a high level of intelegents
I used to be a strip club DeeJay. I went by Rockin Ron you prolly heard of me.
I'm pretty much a internet celebrity.
I have 2,085 friends on faKebook.
I like to play table tennis and knit
I want a girl that reminds me of my wife. Same name would make things easier
Daddy works the night shift at the adult video store.
They let me into Wish, LIzard Lounge, & Mantus, for free so the ladies will show up.
I drink for free at all the swanky places.
DON'T REPLY BACK IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH DRUGS, ALCOHOL, HAVE NO CAR, HAVE NO JOB OR IF YOU ARE A FREAK ;-)

[Guest]

God I love that show!

Shut Up...Do as I tell you...I'm not interested...take out the trash...yes you look fat in those jeans....shave your mustache....damn that **** is hot..why can't you look like her?! - FOR THE WIN!

[Guest]

[QUOTE=UncleHOwie;39421]First off thank you guys for the inspiration. Here's my new POF profile.....working like a charm.

Shut Up...Do as I tell you...I'm not interested...take out the trash...yes you look fat in those jeans....shave your mustache....damn that **** is hot..why can't you look like her.
These are some of the things you'd be hearing if we were together. :-)
I am an idiot and don't care about anyone.
I live with my mom and her boyfriend. They let me have my bedroom in the garage.
If we lived together I would make sure to put the lid up and I don't flush either.
I like my women like I like my toast.....hot and with stawberry jam.
I have a heart shape shaved into my back hair.

I am very picky because I deserve the best.
I love drama.
I lost my door greeter job at Wal Mart. Probably was too good for it anyways.
My 78 Pinto wagon just got repo'd last night. haha I still have a 10speed tho.
I spend a lot of time sending polite emails turning people down. Most of them appreciate that I do that.
Sometimes I like to grow a mono-brow.
I dig chics with mullets & muffin tops.
I luv hairy midget p0rn.
I wouldn't want to move in too soon. Probably in a month or so.
Guitar hero says I ROCK.
I don't like girls who talk.
I used to be a $30,000 millionaire it was so over rated.
I'm sick of playing the field, I don't need to date everything that moves
I'm like 5people rolled into one.......seeking the same thing
Im etremly drawn to someone w/ a high level of intelegents
I used to be a strip club DeeJay. I went by Rockin Ron you prolly heard of me.
I'm pretty much a internet celebrity.
I have 2,085 friends on faKebook.
I like to play table tennis and knit
I want a girl that reminds me of my wife. Same name would make things easier
Daddy works the night shift at the adult video store.
They let me into Wish, LIzard Lounge, & Mantus, for free so the ladies will show up.
I drink for free at all the swanky places.
DON'T REPLY BACK IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH DRUGS, ALCOHOL, HAVE NO CAR, HAVE NO JOB OR IF YOU ARE A FREAK ;-)[/QUOTE]

That's hilarious. I can see you have a high level of intelegents (that slayed me). If you use that as an actual profile, I would pair it down a bit. And add this:
"I always wear shades... to hide the fact I'm always lying... to women."
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNxAZ7fobjY&feature=related[/URL]