by Guest » Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:41 am
Speaking of god. [B]God is a Woman, dating disasters: [/B]is one of my faves
GOD IS A WOMAN.
No discussion, no debate, no denial. She's a woman. That people
challenge this notion is ridiculous. The proof is all around. If God
were a man, He'd be the only one. There would not be another man
anywhere. The entire planet would be full of no one but beautiful
women. Blondes, brunettes, green eyes, brown eyes, big breasts,
medium breasts (no small breasts), full rotund butts, and small tight
asses; whatever was needed to fulfill His passing fancy. And none of
them would have names; that way He wouldn't have to worry about
forgetting them. If God were a man, there would be no STD's and
women wouldn't get pregnant.
The only time there'd be another man is on the rare occasion when
God created one, so that He could hike the guy up to the top of a
mountain to brag. God would point at all the beautiful women and tell
him, "See all them? I sleep with them all, whenever I want."
"Bullshit! You do not."
"The blonde over there rode me all night long. The redhead there
woke me up with a hummer while the blonde was still sleeping beside
me. And you know what? I never have to wear a condom... close
your mouth."
Then God would kill the guy, hike down the mountain, and bang a
brunette. Yup, God is a woman, no doubt about it.
Many women would be thrilled to hear a guy concede that God is
female. Why, I have no idea. Think of all the crap women go through:
age lines, split ends, bleeding, swollen feet, cramps... Why would a
female God put women through all this? Because She is female.