by Guest » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:02 am
Protect yourself...
If you do decide to engage in a drinking contest, I'd try to set up the venue to be in a place where you can walk around to several other places, this way you can gauge how drunk she is as the night goes on based on her ability to walk. Once she starts to sway the slightest bit, declare her the winner, then take her home and fuck her.
Did I say protect yourself?
And, getting yaked on sucks at the time and even after, depending on how it happens but it makes for a great story that you can tell later. I had a chick yak on my junk while she was giving me road head in my new 350Z. There wasn't a lot of yak, but enough to leave some acid burns on my balls...at the time it sucked (and did for about a week after), but today I just laugh and laugh about that night...so funny!!!
Anyway, why are you guys so down on whores? Whores can be a lot of fun man, you just have to understand what is going on. When I nail a whore, I fucking let her have that shit man...I'll try anything with them, push boundaries, etc. Chances are pretty good that they're accustom to that behavior from men OR they've pretty much done everything so you can get away with anything. I make it a game...how far can I push the envelope with this whore before she says ouch that hurts, I don't like that, or no. If a whore tells you no, then you KNOW you worked her over good...
Enjoy!!!