Hey guys.
I am going to try to sarge every day this week (Mon-Sun) and by sarging I don't mean this bull shit of going out seeing a HB and failing to open her and going home w/o opening ANYONE. I mean I am going to force myself to open AT LEAST one set per day, probably a lot more on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, as there are more chicks out.
So anyways, if any of you want to do some day game this week pm me or something.
Or shoot me a text.
Here's my num. 9727546594
I HAVE to get out of this funk I am in, and the only way to do it is by sarging!
Dallas PUA
The Pickup Artist Playground
Week Long Sargathon
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by Guest » Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:00 pm
I will detail my daily experiences for further review later and so I can visually see my progress.
+ I will add some quick venue reviews of the places I sarge.
[u]Day 1[/u]
I go to Chik-Fil-A to grab a bite to eat at like 1:30 pm.
Review: 1 HB7 sitting outside eating with her mom. Lots of cute looking moms, if you are into chicks with kids and sarging them with their child there then I would highly recommend Chik-fil-a as a sarging place. Otherwise it's more like No-Chick-fil-a....
Ok so my joke was gay.
Whatever.
Venue jump to Target.
2:15
I am waiting for my wing, he is new to the community and is a member of the Dallaslair, but never logs on, I don't think he is serious about Pick Up because I told him about it and he didn't figure it out on his own.
I walk the perimeter of Target like 3 times.
My wing sends me a text that he has to bail on me...ok fine. Want to practice solo sarging anyways.
So I scan Target.
No HBs.
There's usually at least 1 there so I am surprised.
There is a cute cougar, but I am not into cougars.
I wouldn't suggest Target as a good sarging location on Mondays early afternoon.
Venue jump to Wal Mart.
2:50.
I walk around.
Go to electronics.
Two cute girls working at cell phone section.
HB7.5s.
I have some AA as I haven't sarged solo much at all, but I decide to force myself to open the blonde one.
After gaining this courage I walk back to cell phone section and lo and behold, she is gone. Both HBs are gone.
Whatever.
I walk Wal Mart several more times.
There is little to no HBs there.
Having to go to work at 5, I decide Wal Mart is my last sarging location today.
So I make the decision that I HAVE to open at least 1 set.
I am walking around grocery section and spot this HB6.5, I rate her so low because she has a big blemish on her forehead, otherwise she would be a 7, but still not my type.
So anyways I come up with my Peanut Butter opener: "Hey I just started living on my own and I am having trouble making a decision about something. Should I go with crunchy or smooth peanut butter?"
So I walk down an aisle in front of the aisle she is on so I can meet her at the end of her aisle.
As I am turning the corner to get to her aisle there she is!
Kinda surprised me, but I knew I had to act fast.
So I observe my surroundings, I didn't want to use pb opener if we weren't in the pb section.
Luckily we were in the pb section :)
I open with my opener and she says I should go with smooth.
She said it in a bitchy way.
I noticed I had horrible body language and had a startled tone to my voice.
As I was typing out my pb opener, I realised it was poorly constructed too.
Not only is it a lie, I still live with my parents, but I should have had more social awareness in my opener.
Here is the more improved pb opener: "Hey, I know this is completely random, but I just moved in by myself and I am having trouble deciding on whether I should get crunchy or smooth pb. What do you think?"
Long story short, none of the places I went to today were good sarging locations for me.
If I was 20 yrs older I would have had a blast.
Anyways, my goal for this week is to be able to open ANYONE at ANYTIME and ANYWHERE.
No more excuses.
Cougars, hired guns, octogenarians, hot babes, and even guys won't be able to avoid being opened by me at the end of the week! (obviously I won't actually look to close the Cougars, octogenarians, and guys lol. They will still be good social proof tho.)
Goal of Day 1 of sargathon: open one HB while solo sarging.
Success.
One small step for Jason PUA, one giant leap for Jason AFC.
Goal for Day 2: open 2 HBs while solo sarging.
+ I will add some quick venue reviews of the places I sarge.
[u]Day 1[/u]
I go to Chik-Fil-A to grab a bite to eat at like 1:30 pm.
Review: 1 HB7 sitting outside eating with her mom. Lots of cute looking moms, if you are into chicks with kids and sarging them with their child there then I would highly recommend Chik-fil-a as a sarging place. Otherwise it's more like No-Chick-fil-a....
Ok so my joke was gay.
Whatever.
Venue jump to Target.
2:15
I am waiting for my wing, he is new to the community and is a member of the Dallaslair, but never logs on, I don't think he is serious about Pick Up because I told him about it and he didn't figure it out on his own.
I walk the perimeter of Target like 3 times.
My wing sends me a text that he has to bail on me...ok fine. Want to practice solo sarging anyways.
So I scan Target.
No HBs.
There's usually at least 1 there so I am surprised.
There is a cute cougar, but I am not into cougars.
I wouldn't suggest Target as a good sarging location on Mondays early afternoon.
Venue jump to Wal Mart.
2:50.
I walk around.
Go to electronics.
Two cute girls working at cell phone section.
HB7.5s.
I have some AA as I haven't sarged solo much at all, but I decide to force myself to open the blonde one.
After gaining this courage I walk back to cell phone section and lo and behold, she is gone. Both HBs are gone.
Whatever.
I walk Wal Mart several more times.
There is little to no HBs there.
Having to go to work at 5, I decide Wal Mart is my last sarging location today.
So I make the decision that I HAVE to open at least 1 set.
I am walking around grocery section and spot this HB6.5, I rate her so low because she has a big blemish on her forehead, otherwise she would be a 7, but still not my type.
So anyways I come up with my Peanut Butter opener: "Hey I just started living on my own and I am having trouble making a decision about something. Should I go with crunchy or smooth peanut butter?"
So I walk down an aisle in front of the aisle she is on so I can meet her at the end of her aisle.
As I am turning the corner to get to her aisle there she is!
Kinda surprised me, but I knew I had to act fast.
So I observe my surroundings, I didn't want to use pb opener if we weren't in the pb section.
Luckily we were in the pb section :)
I open with my opener and she says I should go with smooth.
She said it in a bitchy way.
I noticed I had horrible body language and had a startled tone to my voice.
As I was typing out my pb opener, I realised it was poorly constructed too.
Not only is it a lie, I still live with my parents, but I should have had more social awareness in my opener.
Here is the more improved pb opener: "Hey, I know this is completely random, but I just moved in by myself and I am having trouble deciding on whether I should get crunchy or smooth pb. What do you think?"
Long story short, none of the places I went to today were good sarging locations for me.
If I was 20 yrs older I would have had a blast.
Anyways, my goal for this week is to be able to open ANYONE at ANYTIME and ANYWHERE.
No more excuses.
Cougars, hired guns, octogenarians, hot babes, and even guys won't be able to avoid being opened by me at the end of the week! (obviously I won't actually look to close the Cougars, octogenarians, and guys lol. They will still be good social proof tho.)
Goal of Day 1 of sargathon: open one HB while solo sarging.
Success.
One small step for Jason PUA, one giant leap for Jason AFC.
Goal for Day 2: open 2 HBs while solo sarging.
- Guest
by Guest » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:02 pm
Yeah.
I live in Rockwall tho.
Not only am i trying to get used to solo sarging, i am also trying to get used to sarging in Rockwall.
Once i have the 2 things down i will be sarging all the time!
Its quite the bitch to have to drive 35-40 minutes anytime i want to Sarge, seeing as how i am dependent on having a wing there to act as a positive home base.
I live in Rockwall tho.
Not only am i trying to get used to solo sarging, i am also trying to get used to sarging in Rockwall.
Once i have the 2 things down i will be sarging all the time!
Its quite the bitch to have to drive 35-40 minutes anytime i want to Sarge, seeing as how i am dependent on having a wing there to act as a positive home base.
- Guest
by Guest » Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:48 am
Definitely start opening anyone and everyone.....female, male, shemale....geriatric, it doesn't matter. In doing so you'll make more efficient use of your time and feel less pressure. I don't think you're ready to approach "hot babes" yet. Good to see you making an attempt. I get a kick out of opening old ladies. Kind of makes me feel like I did my civic duty for the day! lol.
- Guest
by Guest » Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:13 am
[u]Day 2[/u]
Start out somewhere different today.
JC Penny.
I get there and right inside is a Sephora.
The chick working at Sephora is like a 7.5.
Cute, but obviously has some yrs on me.
So I decide I am going to open her, but not till I walk the whole store.
Walk the store. Nothing.
Go to Sephora. Decide to ask her about acne medication. She shows me the meds and gives me a sample and I venue jump.
Wouldn't suggest JC Penny as a good sarging place, at 230, unless you like middle age foreign ladies or want to practice hired gun game.
Venue jump to Belk.
Arrive at Belk.
Walk the store.
NOTHING.
No customers no nothing.
I leave.
Belk is the worst place by far I have ever sarged.
Venue jump next door to Belk.
Some fat chick was setting up some sign outside this little girls store so I say "Hey do you work here?"
She says "Yeah!"
I say "Well is this a good place for me to shop for my little sister for her birthday?"
Her "How old is she?"
I say "Ummm 13..." I don't have a little sister just wanted to open.
She says "Yes! This is a great place!"
Takes me inside and shows me around.
I say I am leaving.
See ya!
Venue jump to Rue 21.
I go to Rue 21.
It is a really cool clothing shop in Rockwall.
Like it actually has COOL stuff.
I get a lot of my shit there, rings, bracelets, necklaces, sun glasses, shirts, jeans.
The works.
Occasionally there are some really hot girls in there too, but I know if there aren't this time I can just talk to the hired guns who are female and somewhat attractive.
I get there.
There's two hired guns at the counter and two chodes.
Cool....
So I walk around and decide to open one of the hired guns.
I find an outfit, and a strange one at that (purple jeans and a white shirt with a purple argyle pattern on it and a skull) and walk up to the hired gun and say "Hey can you unlock the fitting room for me please?"
She says "Yeah sure"
As we are walking to the fitting rooms I say "Would you ever date a guy that wears purple pants?"
Lol.
She says "Yeah totally."
I say "really?'
Her "Yeah I don't really have a (can't think of word)"
I say "You aren't real picky?"
Her "No. It's mainly about personality"
I say "Oh that's cool"
I try on the outfit and it looks really bad ass, no joke.
I might go back and buy it.
I like me some purple jeans!
I leave.
JUST AS I AM DRIVING AWAY THIS REALLY HOT 3 SET OF BLONDES WALK INTO THE STORE!
I got so damn pissed!
But I will def be going back tomorrow.
Short summary of next venues:
Old Navy: didn't talk to anyone
Ross: Hot 1 set checking out as I walked in. Don't have time to waste waiting for her so I seach the store. She leaves. I don't talk to anyone.
Dress Barn: I use my trusty "Where's the mens section?" opener on this old lady employee. She laughs and I talk with her a bit cause she was really nice.
Note: I only use that opener in places where there is obviously no mens section i.e. Dress
Barn, Victoria Secret, Fredericks and Hollywood.
I also have this nice opener that you can use in really expensive places "Where's the under $20
section?" Those are just some canned openers of mine.
I actually made them up precommunity :)
Bath and Body Works: Talk with nice HB5.5 hired gun and figure out BBW has mens fragrances. Who would've known? Opner I used here "Hey I am looking for a nice rugged, manly scent" :) it's a girly ass place so I thought it was funny :)
Target: Nothing. I still want to use this new opener I thought up specifically for Target and Wal Mart. Approach hb. "Hey I know this is a really weird question but can you please tell me where the tampons are?" Have a straight face while saying it. She'll probably look at you strangely and say "Blah blah blah over there". Then you can say "Omg I can't believe you thought I was serious! I am totally kidding. It's nice to know you can keep your cool during akward situations though!" :)
Wal Mart: Nothing.
Anyways today I would consider a success.
I opened more than 2 sets, but they were hired guns :(
So tommorrows mission: open 4 sets.
Guys, girls, hot babes, old ladies, men, women, white, black, cone heads, they all count.
All EXCEPT hired guns.
But I should probably still open hired guns.
The more the merrier :D
Start out somewhere different today.
JC Penny.
I get there and right inside is a Sephora.
The chick working at Sephora is like a 7.5.
Cute, but obviously has some yrs on me.
So I decide I am going to open her, but not till I walk the whole store.
Walk the store. Nothing.
Go to Sephora. Decide to ask her about acne medication. She shows me the meds and gives me a sample and I venue jump.
Wouldn't suggest JC Penny as a good sarging place, at 230, unless you like middle age foreign ladies or want to practice hired gun game.
Venue jump to Belk.
Arrive at Belk.
Walk the store.
NOTHING.
No customers no nothing.
I leave.
Belk is the worst place by far I have ever sarged.
Venue jump next door to Belk.
Some fat chick was setting up some sign outside this little girls store so I say "Hey do you work here?"
She says "Yeah!"
I say "Well is this a good place for me to shop for my little sister for her birthday?"
Her "How old is she?"
I say "Ummm 13..." I don't have a little sister just wanted to open.
She says "Yes! This is a great place!"
Takes me inside and shows me around.
I say I am leaving.
See ya!
Venue jump to Rue 21.
I go to Rue 21.
It is a really cool clothing shop in Rockwall.
Like it actually has COOL stuff.
I get a lot of my shit there, rings, bracelets, necklaces, sun glasses, shirts, jeans.
The works.
Occasionally there are some really hot girls in there too, but I know if there aren't this time I can just talk to the hired guns who are female and somewhat attractive.
I get there.
There's two hired guns at the counter and two chodes.
Cool....
So I walk around and decide to open one of the hired guns.
I find an outfit, and a strange one at that (purple jeans and a white shirt with a purple argyle pattern on it and a skull) and walk up to the hired gun and say "Hey can you unlock the fitting room for me please?"
She says "Yeah sure"
As we are walking to the fitting rooms I say "Would you ever date a guy that wears purple pants?"
Lol.
She says "Yeah totally."
I say "really?'
Her "Yeah I don't really have a (can't think of word)"
I say "You aren't real picky?"
Her "No. It's mainly about personality"
I say "Oh that's cool"
I try on the outfit and it looks really bad ass, no joke.
I might go back and buy it.
I like me some purple jeans!
I leave.
JUST AS I AM DRIVING AWAY THIS REALLY HOT 3 SET OF BLONDES WALK INTO THE STORE!
I got so damn pissed!
But I will def be going back tomorrow.
Short summary of next venues:
Old Navy: didn't talk to anyone
Ross: Hot 1 set checking out as I walked in. Don't have time to waste waiting for her so I seach the store. She leaves. I don't talk to anyone.
Dress Barn: I use my trusty "Where's the mens section?" opener on this old lady employee. She laughs and I talk with her a bit cause she was really nice.
Note: I only use that opener in places where there is obviously no mens section i.e. Dress
Barn, Victoria Secret, Fredericks and Hollywood.
I also have this nice opener that you can use in really expensive places "Where's the under $20
section?" Those are just some canned openers of mine.
I actually made them up precommunity :)
Bath and Body Works: Talk with nice HB5.5 hired gun and figure out BBW has mens fragrances. Who would've known? Opner I used here "Hey I am looking for a nice rugged, manly scent" :) it's a girly ass place so I thought it was funny :)
Target: Nothing. I still want to use this new opener I thought up specifically for Target and Wal Mart. Approach hb. "Hey I know this is a really weird question but can you please tell me where the tampons are?" Have a straight face while saying it. She'll probably look at you strangely and say "Blah blah blah over there". Then you can say "Omg I can't believe you thought I was serious! I am totally kidding. It's nice to know you can keep your cool during akward situations though!" :)
Wal Mart: Nothing.
Anyways today I would consider a success.
I opened more than 2 sets, but they were hired guns :(
So tommorrows mission: open 4 sets.
Guys, girls, hot babes, old ladies, men, women, white, black, cone heads, they all count.
All EXCEPT hired guns.
But I should probably still open hired guns.
The more the merrier :D
- Guest
by Guest » Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:48 pm
Urban Legend. Personally although I'm pretty new to this thing, I have friends that does not have the COJONES to even have the initiative to do what are you doing. So great for you man keep doing the good job. I have been sarging alone since the last 2 weeks, and damm is not easy but we have to do it if we want to grow in here. The last time I took a friend with me. What I did is that I took $100.00 from my account. I ask him to go with me to buy some things, and when we arrive to the mall. I told him, dude I'm going to approach 5 sets of girls for each set you will give me $20.00 back from my money. If I don't open you keep the money, and let me tell you it was still hard but men losing my money HELL NO!!!. So it help me to open the sets.
- Guest
by Guest » Sun May 03, 2009 8:36 pm
[quote1241400955=UncleHOwie]
Definitely start opening anyone and everyone.....female, male, shemale....geriatric, it doesn't matter. In doing so you'll make more efficient use of your time and feel less pressure. I don't think you're ready to approach "hot babes" yet. Good to see you making an attempt. I get a kick out of opening old ladies. Kind of makes me feel like I did my civic duty for the day! lol.
[/quote1241400955]
You took the words out of my mouth!
Definitely start opening anyone and everyone.....female, male, shemale....geriatric, it doesn't matter. In doing so you'll make more efficient use of your time and feel less pressure. I don't think you're ready to approach "hot babes" yet. Good to see you making an attempt. I get a kick out of opening old ladies. Kind of makes me feel like I did my civic duty for the day! lol.
[/quote1241400955]
You took the words out of my mouth!
- Guest
by Guest » Sun May 03, 2009 8:54 pm
Afterlife you def are the king of opening.
Noone is safe when you're in field... lol
I thought I was really good at opening, you bested me on that!
lol
That was pretty funny at Northpark when we were in Urban Outfitters and I opened this blonde that you were already in set with.
lol
Noone is safe when you're in field... lol
I thought I was really good at opening, you bested me on that!
lol
That was pretty funny at Northpark when we were in Urban Outfitters and I opened this blonde that you were already in set with.
lol
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