shit test the person below you

[Guest]

[b]Reframe:[/b] hmmmmmm....weeellll...maybe...but expect calls only after 9PM or weekends...im very selective when it comes to anytime minutes


[b]Shit-test:[/b] you need to work on ur pickup lines

[Guest]

Reframe: Thats my line!
Seriously now, **pulling in**
how would you hit on him**pointing at some AFC**

Shit-test: You dance like a black girl

[Guest]

[b]Re-frame: [/b] Thanks! I swear you white girls have absolutely no rhythm!

[center]Or [/center]

I know my body is bootylicious! And no, you can't have a piece, I barely know you!


[b]Shit Test:[/b] We just had a death in the family! (Haha, ok I think that one might be bulletproof, lol)

[b]Actual Shit Test:[/b]We don't date Highschoolers

[Guest]

[b]Reframe[/b]: Oh...the family (use air quotes)...so, let's find you a girl in here to take your mind off the strain.

[For those of you from Rio Linda, 'family' is another term for being a member of the gay community. Makes sense now huh?]

[b]Reframe[/b]: [Very matter-of-factly say] Me neither, I've got standards...I only fish in the kiddie pool. [Bring energy level and excitement back up] So, did you know that beer is made by the fermentation of bacteria feeding on yeast cells and then defecating [works best when she's DRINKING a beer, it IS cash money].

[b]Shit test[/b]: Your belt and shoes don't match.

[Guest]

Reframe: You got a problem with trying to set new fashion trends?
or
Reframe: You just spit on me when you said that!

Shit test: My boy friend wouldn't like it if he saw you talking to me. (says with a get away from me look and points to big body building black man)

[Guest]

I just noticed that all the posts in here pretty much just keep the "flirty" thing going.

Reframe: What do you get from being so strong a person all the time?

Shit Test: It keeps the creeps away.

[Guest]

Reframe: You are exactly right, like that guy *point out someone alone at the bar*, your button is missing *points to her mid section*.

Shit Test: Yea... No@!

[Guest]

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Reframe: You are exactly right, like that guy *point out someone alone at the bar*, your button is missing *points to her mid section*.

Shit Test: Yea... No@!
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Reframe: Love the sarcasm BUT... you need one of these. *hand her box of mints/ package of gum*



Shit Test: *girl laughs at everything you say (I am pretty sure this is some sort of defense, and its actually happened to me and kinda sucked)*

[Guest]

[quote1242422762=Urban Legend]Shit Test: *girl laughs at everything you say (I am pretty sure this is some sort of defense, and its actually happened to me and kinda sucked)*[/quote1242422762]


This isn't a shit test.

[Guest]

[quote1242423469=Bull Run]

This isn't a shit test.

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It just confused the hell out of me and I didnt know what to do.
Maybe just continue the conversation till she stops laughing...