dance line opener

[Guest]

what if i tell two girls... " you guys can't dance"

i did it once at the beginning of the school semester at some frat party. I told these two hb 8-10s they can't dance and the girls' response were "then show us how you dance." it was a bad move for me because i couldn't. i didn't have any sweet moves Solace has at the time like the salt-and-pepper technique. maybe if i had some moves then it would have been a different story.

(btw, frat parties are fun because they are at places like al-amir or public house and a lot of girls are dancing. not many guys are dancing, so the dance floor would have a high girl-to-low guy ratio unlike purgatory. remember solace at that one frat party you went held at al-amr?)

[Guest]

That is fine. Then bust out something gay like the lawnmower or the water sprinkler. You need to be funny right there since you are calling them out. It is better to bust out something gay. If the girls are cool they will immediately start laughing and like you. They might even go into the robot or chicken or something gay as well. Bam you are in with these chicks.

When you do this you are different than 99.99% of guys out there. You are unique.

When two girls were dancing I used to say:

Hey lets keep it PG-13. I would always get some sort of reaction out of them.