Lend me your wittiness

[Guest]

So about a month ago I got a mohawk. I get opened more than I have in my entire life now. In fact if you just add up the last month that is more than my entire life.

I need some awesome responses for when a girl says "I love your mohawk"

And Begin...

[Guest]

Yea would you believe it grows this way naturally?

You should see my OTHER hairdo.

Thanks, I wanted to go with something that wouldn't draw a lot of attention to myself!

Thanks, your hair's not too awful either.

(lean your head against hers) Your hair completes me.

[Guest]

HB: I love your mohawk!

PC: No you don't, you find me attractive.

[Guest]

"Thanks. Hey go like this...(insert random hand gesture here)" she complies and you give her a sideways claw hug and call her your little sister. If she doesn't comply change the topic or ignore her.


WHAT NOT TO DO- "yeah, i got it because blah blah blah..." or "really?" or anything that A.) has you qualifying yourself or B.) has you being surprised and not confident.

[Guest]

If you love it so much why don't you marry it?

OH MY GOD I HAVE A MOHAWK!?!?! (feeling head frantically)

Normally it's not so straight and stiff but I took too much Viagra earlier.

Thanks. I like your boobs.

Why do all the dorky (or other appropriate neg) girls like mohawks??

Yea, I lost a bet to a friend -- usually I'm sporting a 10" fro (hand gestures like you're patting your a fro)

[Guest]

yeah just don't EXPLAIN it, that's what i'm trying to say. build intrigue around it and show that you're so damn sure of yourself you don't even actually care if she likes it, it's just amusing.

Murad, i wouldn't neg a girl in this situation.

[Guest]

"Thanks, i just decided to spike my mullet tonight."

i dunno if it makes sense, but it might work late night after some drinks. :)

My personal favorite anytime i get a compliment and lack of something better...i do the "reeeeeally...go on...." with a little smirk and playful tone. It's a safe backup line that always gets me a positive response..

btw...i know the feeling, for those that know me, after i changed my "hair style", it [i]literally [/i]changed my life. Get opened more in a night than in my life before..lol. Point being, guys, it's worth changing things up some times.

[Guest]

"I bet you say that to all the girls."

"It's a faux-hawk. SOMEONE's not very fashionable."

"Thanks...I like your mustache."

[Guest]

all you need to know is here:
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohawk_nation[/url]

then I recommend indian jokes:
casinos
archery
curry vs. wagon-burnin
...


I miss my old red and blue mohawks from highschool.

[Guest]

Introduce yourself as Chief Scoreslotsapuss and say your from the Kick-a-poo tribe. :-)

When I was on my crutches I got opened all the time, its amazing what a little "prop" will do for your game.