by Guest » Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:10 am
Interesting profile girthman!
Here's my take on that whole online dating mess:
1. I've been pretty successful using humor with my opening lines. Tell them stuff thats funny, a little zaney, and tease them a little.
Here's some of the openers I use:
-My doctor said I was "sane" once again, so I'm safe to date again.
-I'll need a doctors note to prove that you are safe to date.
-I want to take you to WalMart and ride bicycles up and down the aisles. You on board?
-I bet your boyfriend handcuffed you to the bed and through away the key. Glad you finally broke free!
2. Pick out something goofy in their pic that they might be sitting on or wearing and tease them about it.
3. Women like to be contacted. Just like they want to be approached in public. Face it, they just don't have the confidence and leadership qualities that hi-value men posess. Plus most find it flattering and it makes their little panties wet anyways.
4. There aren't many hot and hi-value girls on dating websites. They don't need to be on there. You can score HB7's all day long on a dating site. I get better looking girls in person than I do online.
5. Online dating is good if you don't have anything better to do. I've noticed that I'm much more successful in a bar picking up girls. Bar girls are just as f'd up as online girls. They are all silly hookers.
6. Put some work into your profile.
7. I've had a profile on POF, Yahoo, and Match. I think most of the hot girls on Match are all fakes. Match and Yahoo both went to court over bs like this before. POF gets me the most traffic and its free.
8. Check your pof mail several times a day to keep your pick at the top so more girls see it.
9. Fuck it, just go sarge. Its more fun and you'll get better results. I'd rather see pussy in person than pictures of it. oooh oooh that smell. ;-)
10. Keep the correspondence short and/or equal in length to what they say. If they type you 2 sentences, you type them 2 sentences.