Who wants to play the Text Game?

[Guest]

Topdog...Yes I agree I messed up. See I run super short sets. Then during all our other text conversations it was all nonsense.

So I answered logically on purpose to try and build some sort of comfort. Clearly she really didn't want that. Your response would have been a billion times better.

I used Alphamo's secretary line just now. The reason I used that one is because it is funny...and I don't give a shit if I blow myself out with it.

I waited 4 hours to respond. She responded 3 minutes later with: Ha Ha! and then rambled on about what she really does. Sounds like she is some big wig corporate exec which shocks me. She was prob a bit offended by the secretary comment and was trying to show off with her title.

[Guest]

Given the context of the super short sets you run, I think this girl is attracted to you...obviously, I mean who isn't, ummm did I say that aloud?

Moving on.

She knows you weren't there very long and I think this might bother her. You see, in her mind she thinks that you're ONLY interested because she's hot. Now, girls want to be attractive but they don't want to be judged solely on their looks. Hence the "don't you want to know more about me??" Shit test.

The work answer was her way of showing off what she does because she's really proud or it's really some kind of big deal...which turns out to be the case with her.

Truth be told. When a girl brags about anything I blow her out or neg her on it. Mainly because if guys brag we're considered cocky bastards. No one should have to brag about anything to show that they're a cool person.

[Guest]

She's qualifying herself if she's making sure you don't think she's a lowly secretary. May be real interest, maybe that she just wants to continue her ego boost from all your attention.

Time to cut the chase, imo. Next text:

"Sounds like you have a good job. That means you get to buy the first round. Meet me at XXXXXX at YY:XX on Sat"

[Guest]

i dont see her qualifying, i see her trying to take control of the frame, you then became the chaser.

take that shit back y0 and bust out some random brandon, after all thats what i started using it for in the first place.

my favorites are;

-"if you have a cold hot pocket is it just a pocket..."
-"are you a parking ticket?" wait for response "cause baby youve got fine written all over you"
-"how much wood exactly does a fucking woodchuck actually chuck, fuck google..."
-"penis." (vagina" is the typical answer)

to which you reply "stop flirting with me, im only 1 man!!!" if you get a reply to the one you use.

btw you can use 1 random thing a day until she responds, when she does, take it back.

[Guest]

HB: Don't ou want to know more about me first?

Me: Not so much..