2 make outs? check, 1 number close? check, oneitis? check, getting kicked out of a bar:priceless

[Guest]

Whats going on dudes? Mad Dog over here representing Dirty South. Drove up to Austin yesterday to hang out at 6th street.I was sober and completely by myself. It was the most fun and weird night I have had in the last 2 months. The first bar that I walk in I see me one-itis(or should I say ex one-itis).
Let me explain a little bit. I never ever loved any chick except my one-itis. I knew her in high school and we were really good friends. The only chick in my life that I wanted to actually date long term. But she dated a really good friend of mine and I did not want to ruin the friendship. Anyway after I graduated from high school got over her and never though of her again. And there she walks in the bar in which I am gaming. I see her and for about 1 minute I am back to my chode days in high school. Now I understand Bull Run's drive to prove to himslef that he is better than peope he knew in school. I felt like a chode again. But only for about 1 minute. Then it was gone replaced by good state. I walk up to her and start interacting with her:

Me: Hey, whats up?
Her: Nothing
Me: You look familiar what is your name?
her: Kareese [or how ever you spell that name]
Me: Remmember me?
Her: Looks at me and then "Oh my god yes!Murad whats going on?You lost a lot of weight,shit you are like a different person!"
And then we talked for a little about what we did with our lives after high school. Got her number.We are cool again. And then I loose my interest in her and proceed to creep the shit out of all those wodnerfull females at glorious ATX!

I walk to a bar to get my soda. This HB9 is at my right side:
Me:"Whats going on?"
Her:"Oh just hanging out with my boyfirend and some of my friends"
Me thinking "boyfriend?this shit is gonna be easy!"
Me:" in that case I propose a toast: to a fun night,fun friends, and you having 25 boyfriends!"
She is lauphing. I am so in.
She grabs me by my waist:"Did you graduate from MIT?"
Me"why?"
her:" You look smart"
Before I open my mouth BAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!! She start making out with me,IN FRONT OF HER BOYFRIEND!
He flips out and tries to start shit with me. His friends took his ass away and I just went upstairs to separate myself from
thoose loosers. Then I look around a 2 set.Cougars. Man i love cougars.I will write a book about them some time. In any case one of them is fucking rich.Naturally I go after her. Regular conversation occurs(you guys know by this point what I talk to women about) with LOTS of physical contact. BAM another make out. Then I loom around and there some pretty hard sets-all of them are at least 8 people. I did like 2 or 3 of the large ones but for some reason could not keep their attention.

Then as I walk downstairs that idiot boyfriend tries to strat shit with me:
Him: Wanana make out with my girlfriend asshole?
Me:Already did.
Him:You are done.
He was too drunk and way to big for his own good. Throws a punch I see that shit coming a mile away and just step aside. He misses me and hits the wall.I hear a snap and it takes him like 30 seconds to realize his hand is broken. Before I can do anything else, bouncers come over and tell us we have to leave or else. After that I just drove home.I did may be like 10 approaches the entire night. But it was fun.

Man I feel like my game is back in action. Feels good that after a 1 month absence my love for the game is back and alive. Peace out!

[Guest]

Hey sounds like a fun night. 6th street was alright man, enjoy yourself

[Guest]

Oh yeah 6th is a lot of fun, there were may be like only 2 times when I went out and was let down b the 6th. sure a lot of dudes there,but thats a universal problem.

[Guest]

haha 6th st girls are so easy. :)
only if i knew game so much earlier... i would have gamed a lot on 6th while I lived in Austin lol. Damm :o
good job sir!

[Guest]

yeah 6th street if fun in terms of being cheap too. Since I dont drink, the only money I pay is for parking and an occasional 5 dollar cover fee.

[Guest]

yup that's what i love bout it man. Bars have no cover whatsoever. Only places that has cover are 18 and up clubs. There are like only 3 of 'em in whole downtown. And they usually make under 21 people pay for cover only. Sometimes 21+ has to pay cover if they have girls gone wild there or some really special events...

btw, what is up with that creepy pic man? one eye guy with 2 hands...

oh and i love how their drinks are so much cheaper :)

[Guest]

yes the drink are cheaper,you also get variety in crowd. If you go on the west 6th then you get a little diferent crowd.