Hilarious rule

[Guest]

I was listening to some stand-up today and heard a comedian (don't know his name) bust out this rule when an audience member chimed in. "Lady, I have a rule. You can't yell at me unless I am fucking you."

I think this line could work if you say it with a big smile. Either way, it is fucking hilarious!

[Guest]

I like it. I've had to call out chicks before for being bitchy and yelling. Putting this one in the book.