So today I was texting the girl I laid on the first date on Sunday. It started off slow because she was at work, but picked up momentum later. I have been trying to take more risks via text but I think I can still improve. Critiques are greatly appreciated. This exchange was easier because I own the frame after fucking her on the first date but I still think I did well by taking risks.
Me (11:10am): Hey there, is it bad if I just laughed at someone for fallin down the stairs?
Her (1:19pm): Not at all! Its only natural!
Her (1: 23pm): But did they see you laugh?
Me (3:50pm): Oh yea but she laughed too :) when are you free next?
Her (4:19pm): Tonite im going to drown nite with some friends
Me (4:37pm): Yea I’m prob hangin out with friends too my friend is passed his exam
Her (4:45pm): Nice good 4 him! Going to the X bar tonite?
Me (4:48pm): Prob depends where the celebrator wants to go ;) you?
Her (4:54pm): I will be at Y bar 4 a bit and I will def wander about. Hopefully we’ll run into each other ;)
Me (4:59pm): Cool, if not we’ll hang out tom…if you bring a peace offering :)
Her (5:02pm): I have to work tom nite…What sort of peace offering would you like?
Me (5:05pm): Hmmm, you are makin me think bad things ;) 1000 dollars lol
Her (5:08pm): Oh they aren’t bad things…they are just naughty…and oh so fun!
Me (5:10pm): I’m gonna throw you against the wall and tease you with my tongue
Her (5:15pm): Dear lord you made me blush via text
Me (5:22pm): You are makin me do things too…u free?
Her (5:23pm): Not right now but I will be in a couple hrs
Me (5:27pm): Cool, come over then. I expected the blushing…It’s science ;)
Her (5:41pm): Hehe I will
The science line was a tease to her because I was talking dirty on Sunday and told her she was really fucking wet. After a perfect comedic pause, she replied, “It’s science!†I laughed my ass off. Anyway, I let me know what you think and I will keep everyone updated as she should be over in an hour.