Ah, the find line between hillarous and evil.
I'm in Atlanta last weekend (btw, met up with Dr. Mike, who is a cool guy). This girl I know and who I think likes me (and I like very much) is a huge Atlanta Braves fan. And it is her birthday one of the days I was in Atlanta. Durring the summer she lives at home with her religious parents.
So I bought her a post card of the Braves' stadium. And wrote on it (excerpt)
[blockquote]....[size=12]Everytime I see a Braves reference, I think of how much fun I would have with my favorite dork. We would explore the city, and maybe even catch a Braves game. And then for your birthday present, I would take you back to our hotel room and take a hot shower with you, then lick you all over your sexy body.
HAHA! I totally just wrote that so it will be awkward when your parents read this ;-) lol[/size]...[/blockquote]
