I copied this from a blog written by very a HOT, very popular, very hit on girl in my social circle. I have changed some of the words and grammer to make it more readable and to keep it more anonymous however, the gist is the same as the original.
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Apply here:
I amm now accepting applications.
I don’t know why I get let down by so many dudes, or the fact that I am attracted to just about every ASSHOLE known to man…..
If you are this person or know of this person please contact me:
1. Must be attractive. This doesn’t mean your own personal view of your own looks. The vast majority of girls must find you attractive too.
2. Must be clean and clean cut. If you like to look like you just crawled out of bed, stop reading here.
3. Must be tall. 5'11 is the shortest I am going to accept. I can’t do those short dudes anymore. I need to feel like I am safe and a dude my height ain’t going to cut it.
4. Please god you must be able to dance….and dance well. And I do not mean line dancing- *gag* I don’t like country, sorry….
5. My man cannot wear crotch hugging pants
6. He has to be funny!!!!!!!! I have a smart ass mouth on me and you have to be able to keep up and laugh shit off.
7. He must have a stable job. That’s a must.
8. BELIEVE IN MONOGAMY. If you are bringing other girls to your house, have a great life.... go find the church of the latter day saints…
9. Must be in shape = toned!!!!!! I like my man with a little bit more muscle on them that just a normal toned dude. If you have a body like a 13 year old boy peace-the-fuck out. ALSO if you’re a dude who is all swollen in the chest and you neglect your abs peace-the-fuck out. If my man wears pants, the stomach cannot come ANYWHERE near going over them. i cant do it. (perfect body type think Brad Pitt in TROY or Paul Walker in Into the Blue.) yummy
10. Must know how to pamper his girl. I am tired of shit being one sided… I am a freaking princess too!!!!
11. Doesn’t lie.
12. Doesn’t steal.
13. Dating once a week is bullshit. You must put some time into seeing me. It doesn’t have to be every day because lord knows I’d get bored as shit with you but damn it can’t be once a week either.
14. Don’t apply to go on dating TV shows if you trying to date me. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!
15. Have to be able to pull your head outta your own ass. Stuck up men, get over yourselves as quickly as you have money. God can take that shit away. I hope you have a personality and the brains and the drive to keep that shit up.
16. Quit fucking texting half the world. Dude, if your texting people all day even when I am around the peace-the-fuck out. That usually means you are up to some shady ass shit. Kiss my white ass and have a great day.
Here is a quick outline of what i think is attractive and cool so if you don’t match up to this, I am sorry.
1. Paul Walker only the hottest guy in the world. believes in his family. and doesn’t do drugs. YUMMMM!!!!! (other hotties would be Jesse Metcalf, Channing Tatum, Nick Zano, John Cena, Brad Pitt but only when he has long hair and a clean shaven face, Ryan Gosling is odd looking but also somehow kinda hot to me--maybe it’s his acting ability) yeah I have weird taste but you have to admit they are hot!!!!
2. Will Smith- only the best personality in the world-- funny ass motha fucka! So is Wayne Brady but I am also a little creeped out by him. Robin Williams kills me too. love love love him. And sad to say but Rob Hoffman and Mikey Day crack me up too…
3. Chris Brown, Justin Timberlake, Usher-- only the most talented motha fuckas in the world. (they can move and sing, yummmmm)
Yep, I am a little picky. And I believe I can be because I am a bad ass bitch.
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by Guest » Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:16 am
Judging from the subject line, I expected to open this tread and see a picture of me...
Interesting how it seems like I "qualify" to meet most of her requirements--or at least I would for a girl of incredable value (monogamy & pampering are only going to come out of me if a girl is amazing on every level), but I don't think this girl would be my type. For some reason I don't really find some of the "10s" --the girls that are constantly hit on by guys to be all that appealing. So much more important is it that a girl be sexy rather than hot. A 7 or 8 who is trying to be sexy for me is way more appealing than a 9 or 10 who relies on her looks alone to be sexy.
My experinces with 7s and 8s have been far more enjoyable than my allbeit limited experinces with 9s+. Especially when the girl can start off as a 7 in my eyes but become more attractive to me...
Interesting to think of using beauty as a disqualifer, but the reality is that a 7-8 is going to be much more likely to feel the need to do things for me, display other attractive qualities (and otherwise qualify) to keep my interest than a 9+
haha Im totally going to disqualify girls by telling them they are too hott to date me.
Westfall
Interesting how it seems like I "qualify" to meet most of her requirements--or at least I would for a girl of incredable value (monogamy & pampering are only going to come out of me if a girl is amazing on every level), but I don't think this girl would be my type. For some reason I don't really find some of the "10s" --the girls that are constantly hit on by guys to be all that appealing. So much more important is it that a girl be sexy rather than hot. A 7 or 8 who is trying to be sexy for me is way more appealing than a 9 or 10 who relies on her looks alone to be sexy.
My experinces with 7s and 8s have been far more enjoyable than my allbeit limited experinces with 9s+. Especially when the girl can start off as a 7 in my eyes but become more attractive to me...
Interesting to think of using beauty as a disqualifer, but the reality is that a 7-8 is going to be much more likely to feel the need to do things for me, display other attractive qualities (and otherwise qualify) to keep my interest than a 9+
haha Im totally going to disqualify girls by telling them they are too hott to date me.
Westfall
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by Guest » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:21 am
Lol, that really made me laugh...
I'm telling you, that amazing personality really shines through!
[Quote]Must be in shape = toned!!!!!! I like my man with a little bit more muscle on them that just a normal toned dude. If you have a body like a 13 year old boy peace-the-fuck out. ALSO if you’re a dude who is all swollen in the chest and you neglect your abs
peace-the-fuck out. If my man wears pants, the stomach cannot come ANYWHERE near going over them. i cant do it. (perfect body type think Brad Pitt in TROY or Paul Walker in Into the Blue.) yummy[/Quote]
I totally fit the quo!
Where do I sign up!
=Bennjimin=
I'm telling you, that amazing personality really shines through!
[Quote]Must be in shape = toned!!!!!! I like my man with a little bit more muscle on them that just a normal toned dude. If you have a body like a 13 year old boy peace-the-fuck out. ALSO if you’re a dude who is all swollen in the chest and you neglect your abs
peace-the-fuck out. If my man wears pants, the stomach cannot come ANYWHERE near going over them. i cant do it. (perfect body type think Brad Pitt in TROY or Paul Walker in Into the Blue.) yummy[/Quote]
I totally fit the quo!
Where do I sign up!
=Bennjimin=
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by Guest » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:48 am
[quote1213798719=Twitchy]
I copied this from a blog written by very a HOT, very popular, very hit on girl in my social circle. I have changed some of the words and grammer to make it more readable and to keep it more anonymous however, the gist is the same as the original.
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Apply here:
I amm now accepting applications.
I don’t know why I get let down by so many dudes, or the fact that I am attracted to just about every ASSHOLE known to man…..
If you are this person or know of this person please contact me:
1. Must be attractive. This doesn’t mean your own personal view of your own looks. The vast majority of girls must find you attractive too.
2. Must be clean and clean cut. If you like to look like you just crawled out of bed, stop reading here.
3. Must be tall. 5'11 is the shortest I am going to accept. I can’t do those short dudes anymore. I need to feel like I am safe and a dude my height ain’t going to cut it.
4. Please god you must be able to dance….and dance well. And I do not mean line dancing- *gag* I don’t like country, sorry….
5. My man cannot wear crotch hugging pants
6. He has to be funny!!!!!!!! I have a smart ass mouth on me and you have to be able to keep up and laugh shit off.
7. He must have a stable job. That’s a must.
8. BELIEVE IN MONOGAMY. If you are bringing other girls to your house, have a great life.... go find the church of the latter day saints…
9. Must be in shape = toned!!!!!! I like my man with a little bit more muscle on them that just a normal toned dude. If you have a body like a 13 year old boy peace-the-fuck out. ALSO if you’re a dude who is all swollen in the chest and you neglect your abs peace-the-fuck out. If my man wears pants, the stomach cannot come ANYWHERE near going over them. i cant do it. (perfect body type think Brad Pitt in TROY or Paul Walker in Into the Blue.) yummy
10. Must know how to pamper his girl. I am tired of shit being one sided… I am a freaking princess too!!!!
11. Doesn’t lie.
12. Doesn’t steal.
13. Dating once a week is bullshit. You must put some time into seeing me. It doesn’t have to be every day because lord knows I’d get bored as shit with you but damn it can’t be once a week either.
14. Don’t apply to go on dating TV shows if you trying to date me. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!
15. Have to be able to pull your head outta your own ass. Stuck up men, get over yourselves as quickly as you have money. God can take that shit away. I hope you have a personality and the brains and the drive to keep that shit up.
16. Quit fucking texting half the world. Dude, if your texting people all day even when I am around the peace-the-fuck out. That usually means you are up to some shady ass shit. Kiss my white ass and have a great day.
Here is a quick outline of what i think is attractive and cool so if you don’t match up to this, I am sorry.
1. Paul Walker only the hottest guy in the world. believes in his family. and doesn’t do drugs. YUMMMM!!!!! (other hotties would be Jesse Metcalf, Channing Tatum, Nick Zano, John Cena, Brad Pitt but only when he has long hair and a clean shaven face, Ryan Gosling is odd looking but also somehow kinda hot to me--maybe it’s his acting ability) yeah I have weird taste but you have to admit they are hot!!!!
2. Will Smith- only the best personality in the world-- funny ass motha fucka! So is Wayne Brady but I am also a little creeped out by him. Robin Williams kills me too. love love love him. And sad to say but Rob Hoffman and Mikey Day crack me up too…
3. Chris Brown, Justin Timberlake, Usher-- only the most talented motha fuckas in the world. (they can move and sing, yummmmm)
Yep, I am a little picky. And I believe I can be because I am a bad ass bitch.
[/quote1213798719]
I was reading a study once on the accuracy of what people say they want and what they really pick. It's very rudimentary, the study that is, but I think it's very applicable to the real world.
Researchers set up a speed dating event.
They then planted two individuals, a man and a woman, in the event who were widely considered to be highly attractive. Not only that, but these two individuals were required to pass several personality and IQ tests as well as interviews to ensure that they were more than just physically attractive, they also both had attractive personalities. By doing this, the researchers had certain universal buzz words that were recurring in the description of these two individuals, i.e. funny, charming, smart, etc.
The researchers then had all of the attendees write a short discription of the traits that they are seeking in a significant other. I.e. funny, charming, warm, attractive, smart, etc., etc. In addition to this, all attendees had to take personality tests that would give the researchers a rough idea as to what type of characteristics each person possessed. The thought was that they would be able to predict which individuals would be attracted to each other based upon their requirements. The presence of the 'highly' attractive individuals was to see if people would completely disregard what they 'think' they want and go after the most attractive people they could find, regardless whether or not this person 'fit' into their list of characteristics.
Then, they held the event with the two highly attractive individuals in the mix.
After the event, the researchers again had everyone write down the traits that they were looking for in a significant other.
They then processed the results. What the researchers found was that the list of traits that people said they wanted BEFORE the event were no longer valid. The characteristics that people said they wanted were virtually worthless in predicting who would be attracted to whom. Further, they found that the traits that were most commonly listed as what people were looking for were held by the two highly attractive, hand-picked individuals.
The conclusion was two-fold:
1) The things people say they want and the things people are attracted to are generally disconnected. People simply don't know what they want until it is presented to them. This bodes well for the PUA plight.
2) Because people stated that they were attracted to the traits held by the two 'most' attractive plants it follows that people will generally disregard the things they claim to be attracted to if they are presented with someone of extremely high value. In other words, people want the best package they can get even if that means they are compromising a trait or two that they claim is very important to them. You could also contend that looks matter a whole lot more to the attraction process than some might lead you to believe.
A quick comment on the blog:
Fact is that this girl is, for the most part, physically describing her man. She hasn't really taken a stab at describing the characteristics that her match would possess. Sure, he has to be devoted and funny but what else? People are so much more complex than dancing ability, tight jeans, toned bodies, etc. Fact is that this chick ends up with assholes because she has absolutely no idea what she wants other than a guy with Paul Walker's body in Into the Blue.
This chick may be a 10 physically, but I would contend (based on this) that there isn't much depth to her besides a pretty face.
Westfall made a great point. A 7/8 that knows how to be sexy and has some depth is so much better than a 10 that just sits there and looks pretty.
I copied this from a blog written by very a HOT, very popular, very hit on girl in my social circle. I have changed some of the words and grammer to make it more readable and to keep it more anonymous however, the gist is the same as the original.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Apply here:
I amm now accepting applications.
I don’t know why I get let down by so many dudes, or the fact that I am attracted to just about every ASSHOLE known to man…..
If you are this person or know of this person please contact me:
1. Must be attractive. This doesn’t mean your own personal view of your own looks. The vast majority of girls must find you attractive too.
2. Must be clean and clean cut. If you like to look like you just crawled out of bed, stop reading here.
3. Must be tall. 5'11 is the shortest I am going to accept. I can’t do those short dudes anymore. I need to feel like I am safe and a dude my height ain’t going to cut it.
4. Please god you must be able to dance….and dance well. And I do not mean line dancing- *gag* I don’t like country, sorry….
5. My man cannot wear crotch hugging pants
6. He has to be funny!!!!!!!! I have a smart ass mouth on me and you have to be able to keep up and laugh shit off.
7. He must have a stable job. That’s a must.
8. BELIEVE IN MONOGAMY. If you are bringing other girls to your house, have a great life.... go find the church of the latter day saints…
9. Must be in shape = toned!!!!!! I like my man with a little bit more muscle on them that just a normal toned dude. If you have a body like a 13 year old boy peace-the-fuck out. ALSO if you’re a dude who is all swollen in the chest and you neglect your abs peace-the-fuck out. If my man wears pants, the stomach cannot come ANYWHERE near going over them. i cant do it. (perfect body type think Brad Pitt in TROY or Paul Walker in Into the Blue.) yummy
10. Must know how to pamper his girl. I am tired of shit being one sided… I am a freaking princess too!!!!
11. Doesn’t lie.
12. Doesn’t steal.
13. Dating once a week is bullshit. You must put some time into seeing me. It doesn’t have to be every day because lord knows I’d get bored as shit with you but damn it can’t be once a week either.
14. Don’t apply to go on dating TV shows if you trying to date me. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!
15. Have to be able to pull your head outta your own ass. Stuck up men, get over yourselves as quickly as you have money. God can take that shit away. I hope you have a personality and the brains and the drive to keep that shit up.
16. Quit fucking texting half the world. Dude, if your texting people all day even when I am around the peace-the-fuck out. That usually means you are up to some shady ass shit. Kiss my white ass and have a great day.
Here is a quick outline of what i think is attractive and cool so if you don’t match up to this, I am sorry.
1. Paul Walker only the hottest guy in the world. believes in his family. and doesn’t do drugs. YUMMMM!!!!! (other hotties would be Jesse Metcalf, Channing Tatum, Nick Zano, John Cena, Brad Pitt but only when he has long hair and a clean shaven face, Ryan Gosling is odd looking but also somehow kinda hot to me--maybe it’s his acting ability) yeah I have weird taste but you have to admit they are hot!!!!
2. Will Smith- only the best personality in the world-- funny ass motha fucka! So is Wayne Brady but I am also a little creeped out by him. Robin Williams kills me too. love love love him. And sad to say but Rob Hoffman and Mikey Day crack me up too…
3. Chris Brown, Justin Timberlake, Usher-- only the most talented motha fuckas in the world. (they can move and sing, yummmmm)
Yep, I am a little picky. And I believe I can be because I am a bad ass bitch.
[/quote1213798719]
I was reading a study once on the accuracy of what people say they want and what they really pick. It's very rudimentary, the study that is, but I think it's very applicable to the real world.
Researchers set up a speed dating event.
They then planted two individuals, a man and a woman, in the event who were widely considered to be highly attractive. Not only that, but these two individuals were required to pass several personality and IQ tests as well as interviews to ensure that they were more than just physically attractive, they also both had attractive personalities. By doing this, the researchers had certain universal buzz words that were recurring in the description of these two individuals, i.e. funny, charming, smart, etc.
The researchers then had all of the attendees write a short discription of the traits that they are seeking in a significant other. I.e. funny, charming, warm, attractive, smart, etc., etc. In addition to this, all attendees had to take personality tests that would give the researchers a rough idea as to what type of characteristics each person possessed. The thought was that they would be able to predict which individuals would be attracted to each other based upon their requirements. The presence of the 'highly' attractive individuals was to see if people would completely disregard what they 'think' they want and go after the most attractive people they could find, regardless whether or not this person 'fit' into their list of characteristics.
Then, they held the event with the two highly attractive individuals in the mix.
After the event, the researchers again had everyone write down the traits that they were looking for in a significant other.
They then processed the results. What the researchers found was that the list of traits that people said they wanted BEFORE the event were no longer valid. The characteristics that people said they wanted were virtually worthless in predicting who would be attracted to whom. Further, they found that the traits that were most commonly listed as what people were looking for were held by the two highly attractive, hand-picked individuals.
The conclusion was two-fold:
1) The things people say they want and the things people are attracted to are generally disconnected. People simply don't know what they want until it is presented to them. This bodes well for the PUA plight.
2) Because people stated that they were attracted to the traits held by the two 'most' attractive plants it follows that people will generally disregard the things they claim to be attracted to if they are presented with someone of extremely high value. In other words, people want the best package they can get even if that means they are compromising a trait or two that they claim is very important to them. You could also contend that looks matter a whole lot more to the attraction process than some might lead you to believe.
A quick comment on the blog:
Fact is that this girl is, for the most part, physically describing her man. She hasn't really taken a stab at describing the characteristics that her match would possess. Sure, he has to be devoted and funny but what else? People are so much more complex than dancing ability, tight jeans, toned bodies, etc. Fact is that this chick ends up with assholes because she has absolutely no idea what she wants other than a guy with Paul Walker's body in Into the Blue.
This chick may be a 10 physically, but I would contend (based on this) that there isn't much depth to her besides a pretty face.
Westfall made a great point. A 7/8 that knows how to be sexy and has some depth is so much better than a 10 that just sits there and looks pretty.
- Guest
by Guest » Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:30 am
[quote1213802105=Twitchy]
I don’t know why I get let down by so many dudes, or the fact that I am attracted to just about every ASSHOLE known to man…..
I8. BELIEVE IN MONOGAMY. If you are bringing other girls to your house, have a great life.... go find the church of the latter day saints…
10. Must know how to pamper his girl. I am tired of shit being one sided… I am a freaking princess too!!!!
13. Dating once a week is bullshit. You must put some time into seeing me. It doesn’t have to be every day because lord knows I’d get bored as shit with you but damn it can’t be once a week either.
14. Don’t apply to go on dating TV shows if you trying to date me. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!
15. Have to be able to pull your head outta your own ass. Stuck up men, get over yourselves as quickly as you have money. God can take that shit away. I hope you have a personality and the brains and the drive to keep that shit up.
16. Quit fucking texting half the world. Dude, if your texting people all day even when I am around the peace-the-fuck out. That usually means you are up to some shady ass shit. Kiss my white ass and have a great day.
Yep, I am a little picky. And I believe I can be because I am a bad ass bitch.
[/quote1213802105]
I don't think Twitchy posted this as endorsement or validation of it, perhaps the subtle irony of it... ;)
if you get past face value of this....what she is stressing in this post(to the point of some even in all caps) , is that it appears to be [b]always [/b]attracted to guys that don't put her on a pedestal/don't woship the ground she walks on(read: 'asshole'), have other girls in their life, have other things going on. She is stressed to the point of not understanding what her logical brain wants in a man to what in reality she is ATTRACTED to. She's frustrated by this disconnect. Everything that flips the attraction switch/emotional side doesn't fit with her logical side. Even the physical stuff that I cut out, what she 'thinks' she wants physically, she hasn't ended up dating, because of what she ends up being ATTRACTED to.
Sound like anything....?
Thank her for validation of the community fundamentals. :)
Sounds like a skilled PUA could reel her in very quick.
I don’t know why I get let down by so many dudes, or the fact that I am attracted to just about every ASSHOLE known to man…..
I8. BELIEVE IN MONOGAMY. If you are bringing other girls to your house, have a great life.... go find the church of the latter day saints…
10. Must know how to pamper his girl. I am tired of shit being one sided… I am a freaking princess too!!!!
13. Dating once a week is bullshit. You must put some time into seeing me. It doesn’t have to be every day because lord knows I’d get bored as shit with you but damn it can’t be once a week either.
14. Don’t apply to go on dating TV shows if you trying to date me. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!
15. Have to be able to pull your head outta your own ass. Stuck up men, get over yourselves as quickly as you have money. God can take that shit away. I hope you have a personality and the brains and the drive to keep that shit up.
16. Quit fucking texting half the world. Dude, if your texting people all day even when I am around the peace-the-fuck out. That usually means you are up to some shady ass shit. Kiss my white ass and have a great day.
Yep, I am a little picky. And I believe I can be because I am a bad ass bitch.
[/quote1213802105]
I don't think Twitchy posted this as endorsement or validation of it, perhaps the subtle irony of it... ;)
if you get past face value of this....what she is stressing in this post(to the point of some even in all caps) , is that it appears to be [b]always [/b]attracted to guys that don't put her on a pedestal/don't woship the ground she walks on(read: 'asshole'), have other girls in their life, have other things going on. She is stressed to the point of not understanding what her logical brain wants in a man to what in reality she is ATTRACTED to. She's frustrated by this disconnect. Everything that flips the attraction switch/emotional side doesn't fit with her logical side. Even the physical stuff that I cut out, what she 'thinks' she wants physically, she hasn't ended up dating, because of what she ends up being ATTRACTED to.
Sound like anything....?
Thank her for validation of the community fundamentals. :)
Sounds like a skilled PUA could reel her in very quick.
- Guest
by Guest » Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:37 am
I agree with the bull. This chick cries in her pillow because she's trash. She's obviously lazy. First of all, she's talking about this shit on a blog, which means things aren't working out for her. She has a shitty job and probably makes tip money, at best she's a receptionist. She's begging to get preggers.
What she really wants is to oil me up, then flip my dong up her cavernous meat wallet, but I'm not coming close to that shit because I have class and can't stomach a personality this shitty for an instant, even to bang a 10. This whore is the worst kind because she thinks she's entitled to a body type. I'd cock-slap this whore.
Also, brad pitt looked like a bitch in fight club, Paul Walker was too small, and she's going to be fat.
What she really wants is to oil me up, then flip my dong up her cavernous meat wallet, but I'm not coming close to that shit because I have class and can't stomach a personality this shitty for an instant, even to bang a 10. This whore is the worst kind because she thinks she's entitled to a body type. I'd cock-slap this whore.
Also, brad pitt looked like a bitch in fight club, Paul Walker was too small, and she's going to be fat.
- Guest
by Guest » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:29 am
She wants a real life Ken doll. The ones that she can idealize on TV without the everyday real life drag and complications.
Once she gets him... she will use him and be bored with him because he is so needy. She doesn't know what she wants... maybe she is still young and naive.
This is also the reason why I think Disney is Brainwashing people to think Fairy Tale is the norm. The Simpsons is more like it.
Once she gets him... she will use him and be bored with him because he is so needy. She doesn't know what she wants... maybe she is still young and naive.
This is also the reason why I think Disney is Brainwashing people to think Fairy Tale is the norm. The Simpsons is more like it.
- Guest
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