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Mr.Westfall

Everytime I have sex with my 18 year old Girlfriend her legs made this erotic "popping" sounds like her joints are popping outta place, but now after doing her for a few months, they're not popping anymore, and I can't get off...do you know of any good ways or a product to bring back her "pop"?

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Vector, please do something before this gets out of hand...lol

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yeah I think all the rape, chloroform, pedophile and woman beating jokes are going to give us all a bad name.

I certainly don't want to associate with people like that.

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oh come on its a funny joke, your telling me youve never laughed at r kelly or MJ, hell I use this line as my opener all the time. "man, i feel like a 9 yearold boy with backstage passes to an r kelly concert...Wierd!"

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Mr.Westfall

Everytime I have sex with my 18 year old Girlfriend her legs made this erotic "popping" sounds like her joints are popping outta place, but now after doing her for a few months, they're not popping anymore, and I can't get off...do you know of any good ways or a product to bring back her "pop"?
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Personally, I try to stay away from women that are too old, but I do believe it is possible to control how, when, and if you get off with enough practice. This is a really great power to have. I suggest you try it next time you are having intercourse with an attractive girl--challenge yourself not to get off. Once you master orgasm control of yourself, you will open up many more oppertunities to go as long as you want, making your partner orgasm over and over---if she deserves it ;)

Or you could just try the ass.

Westfall

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oh come on its a funny joke, your telling me youve never laughed at r kelly or MJ, hell I use this line as my opener all the time. "man, i feel like a 9 yearold boy with backstage passes to an r kelly concert...Wierd!"
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There are social "taboos" in our society that make many people uncomfortable. I think being able to laugh at them without becoming emotionally reactive communicates intellectual independence as well as a tremendous amount of confidence. It seems especially strange to me that people have little problem making jokes about the holocaust or any of the other countless atrocities that humans have done to one another, but if we touch on one of the key emotional issues of our present day society, such as racial issues, child labor, anything thing in the long list of list of things related to women's rights, a lot of people flip out. IMO their minds are mere castings of the societial mold they were developed in, which to me is sad.

Obviously several people have taken it upon themselves to wildly exaggerate the fact that I on occassion #-close or kiss close a girl few years under 18 (as if that is a magical number)--even to the point that people who have never met me will post something like the above post...perhaps in an attempt to curry favor and approval with other members of the PUA community? I am not assamed of my actions and as such, I simply do not care.

I could engage in an intelligent debate about the issues, pointing out our culture relative to other cultures and other times, make a sold logical arguement that such attraction is not listed as a [link=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia]paraphila [/link] in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual for Mental Disorders, and therefore normal...but meh...why waste my time?

Now that that's been addressed, does anyone have any serious questions about anything? :)

Westfall

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I like how you roll westfall, evem though in one of my AFC moments of the past this 23 year old AMOG'd me to get with my friend who was 16.... but I digress

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You can k-close girls under 18 and that's legal? This is news to me.

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you can legally f-close girls who are 17 in Texas

I only made the joke because everyone else was making jokes "Peanut butter Pecker" anyone? I don't even know this westfall person so who am I to judge?