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i was a purg yesterday and i was talking to a really hot girl(says Acuity and JJE, i say she is about a 7 but i judge hard sometimes haha) im good at getting close and talking but not so good at kincoing. other that pull things off her body what should i do to touch her without her thinking im a creap?

[Guest]

I judged her an 8 but I didn't get as close up a look as you did :)

angel, first off one thing you can do is something i forgot to last night... the trust test -- other than that not really sure ;)

and she already doesn't think you're a creep, that was obvious last night :) Acuity and I were half expecting to hear you got a BJ in the bathroom or something when we couldn't find where you two got off to!

wait a minute i'm not even supposed to be here lol -- my brain is toast for work today tho

[Guest]

haha yeah i was expecting that too!
what is the trust test?
but after awhile im not kincoing enough thats when i eject to save me from not looking like a pus

[Guest]

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i was a purg yesterday and i was talking to a really hot girl(says Acuity and JJE, i say she is about a 7 but i judge hard sometimes haha) im good at getting close and talking but not so good at kincoing. other that pull things off her body what should i do to touch her without her thinking im a creap?
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For starters don't worry about looking like a creep. Some things I do for kino: When I meet a girl I will shake her hand literally the entire time I am talking to her and pretend that I don't notice we're still shaking hands after 5 minutes. Pretend she has some lint on her shirt and wipe it off. While she is talking grab the back of her hair and give it a slight tug (sounds creepy but it's money). Plenty of high fives. I will pick her up off the ground. You wer at purg, how about dancing. Take a walk around the club and offer your arm or hand. Tell her she is just like one of the guys and put your arm around her shoulder. Kiss her. Tell her not to touch and she will want to touch more.

Let me know how it goes.

[Guest]

yeah we danced but im gonna use all that nex time. to i give her sappy eyes or look like a dick?

[Guest]

I saw Carmel do this one..and I must say it is freaking money. For kino just put your hand in front of you slightly cupped close to your body just above your waste. She will almost out of instinct think you are wanting her to put her hand in your hand for some reason. It worked on a guy it certainly has to work on a girl. I haven't had a chance to give it a try yet but I bet it works.

Then after she is sitting there with her hand for a little while be like whoah why the fuck are you grabbing my hand. Play it off like ohhhh thats gross...It is amazing how well something like that works.

Also with the handshake like Lion said after a while I will throw her hand away and be like WTF why are you molesting me...you know keep it light and funny. Works like a charm. You are framing it that she is the one shaking your hand forever.

Another thing I like to do for Kino that I don't see anyone do for some reason is when you are talking to her and sorta at the time that you are coming to a high point in the topic touch the back of your hand to her stomach. It will happen for like 1 second. She might not even know it is happening but it is great subtle kino.

[Guest]

damn that sound bad ass i will be using that. the back of the hand trick

[Guest]

Dear Lion,

I have this uncontrollable urge to put my penis in peanut butter jars. It's a fetish I've had since I was a young lad growing up in a small town. It first started with a childhood crush on Peter Pan, and well...that was the only Peter Pan related thing I should stick it in (They don't make Wendy brand mayo or vasoline...Peter was a close 2nd.)

Now, I'm not asking for advice on how to suppress this fetish of mine, I actually quite enjoy it. I'm actually wanting advice on how to keep my dog from damn near breaking down my door when I do this with my girlfriend. He's a fan of peanut butter too, you see. I personally think he prefers Jiffy...but some times you just can't be picky (especially if you're a fucking dog.)

Thanks!!
Peanut butter Pecker

[Guest]

pinch the dog on the neck and say "psst" the dog will know you are boss and you need to be alone with peter.
hahahahaha

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Dear Lion,

I have this uncontrollable urge to put my penis in peanut butter jars. It's a fetish I've had since I was a young lad growing up in a small town. It first started with a childhood crush on Peter Pan, and well...that was the only Peter Pan related thing I should stick it in (They don't make Wendy brand mayo or vasoline...Peter was a close 2nd.)

Now, I'm not asking for advice on how to suppress this fetish of mine, I actually quite enjoy it. I'm actually wanting advice on how to keep my dog from damn near breaking down my door when I do this with my girlfriend. He's a fan of peanut butter too, you see. I personally think he prefers Jiffy...but some times you just can't be picky (especially if you're a fucking dog.)

Thanks!!
Peanut butter Pecker
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How about put put this invisible dog on a leash in the backyard.