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Postby Guest » Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:55 pm

How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck some of that there wood?

and

Why does Sally sell seashells down by that stupid, sandy, seashore?

ohhh.... sally... that girl
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Postby Guest » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:55 pm

[quote1212641709=Lion]
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
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The way YOU lick not very many. Not very many at all.
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Damnit did one of your FB's tell you? I told her not to!
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Postby Guest » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:48 am

[quote1212644870=Lion]
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
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The way YOU lick not very many. Not very many at all.
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TMI guys, TMI!!!!! :)
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Postby Guest » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:28 pm

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How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck some of that there wood?

and

Why does Sally sell seashells down by that stupid, sandy, seashore?

ohhh.... sally... that girl
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Those aren't really questions.
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Postby Guest » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:29 pm

[quote1212686935=playercool]
[quote1212641709=Lion]
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
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The way YOU lick not very many. Not very many at all.
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Damnit did one of your FB's tell you? I told her not to!
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That's cute, but we all know you don't lick vagina. Hmmm, what does that leave?
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Postby Guest » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:34 pm

lollipops??
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Postby Guest » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:50 pm

kino escalation:

say you're with an HB and you're watching a movie at her place. you're sitting side by side, and watching the movie. it's awkward trying to kiss from that position - strains the neck. should I just turn her around?
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Postby Guest » Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:17 pm

How long did it take you personally, from when you started learning this stuff, to get consistent results/closes? What were some of the things that you wished you knew at the beginning?
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Postby Guest » Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:17 pm

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kino escalation:

say you're with an HB and you're watching a movie at her place. you're sitting side by side, and watching the movie. it's awkward trying to kiss from that position - strains the neck. should I just turn her around?
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Ah, now we're talking. This is my favorite: pull the old let's lie down card.

Obviously make sure the lights are dim or off. Say "let's lie down" and immediately start lying down. She will follow. Say it's a couch, you lay in the back and she lays in front of you. Rest your hand on her hip and just lightly graze. Her head/hair should be right in front of you. This is where you go in for the kill. Smell her hair. She will love this. Don't make it too obvious, just give it a light smell. Then lightly kiss the back of her neck. By now your hands should be a little freer to roam around. Continue to do this. If done properly she will turn around to full on make-out with you. If she doesn't then at a certain point put your hand on her chin and turn her toward you. Then kiss her.

There is nothing more effective for the movie make-out than lying down. Let me know how it goes.
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Postby Guest » Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:29 pm

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How long did it take you personally, from when you started learning this stuff, to get consistent results/closes? What were some of the things that you wished you knew at the beginning?
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When I broke up with my long time girlfriend three years ago I started reading David Deangelo's Cocky/Funny stuff. Since then that is what I have based everything on. About 2 years ago I started going out regularly with a bunch of naturals and I learned a lot that way. I found the community about 6 months ago and a whole new world just exploded in front of me. Up until then I had been good with women but now it's a whole new ballpark.

Things I wish I knew: You don't have to compliment. Saying "Hi, my name is ..." as an opener is lame. It's ok to tell a girl the truth that you will be seeing other women and don't want a girlfriend, it won't push them away like I thought. There's no point in being in a relationship unless you are ready to get married. Women LOVE assholes. just to name a few...
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