Funny cougar stuff

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Funny cougar stuff

Postby Guest » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:41 pm

Not sure how many of you watch How I Met Your Mother, but tonight's rerun was the episode where Barney (played by neil patrick harris who is a hilarious PUA) is hunting a cougar and makes this speech:

Oh yeah. It's a cougar alright. Fine specimen. See, you can identify a cougar by a few key characteristics.

Start with the hair. The cougar keeps up with the current hairstyles as a form of camoflauge. the prey may not realize that he has engaged a cougar until he is already being dragged, helpless, back to her lair.

Now the blouse. The cougar displays maximum cleavage possible to captivate her prey. While you're watching them bounce, she's about to pounce.

I see the claws! Long and sharp to ward off rival females...or open alimony checks.

Yeah, this one's a beaut!
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Postby Guest » Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:01 pm

Also, theres an article on cougars and martini park in this month's D magazine
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Postby Guest » Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:42 am

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Also, theres an article on cougars and martini park in this month's D magazine
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Man i went on cougar hunt at Martini park on saturday, and my group locked in with a 3 set. Things were escalating rather nicely, until my buddy pulls me aside. His girl caved and admitted they were all married, but had taken off their rings for the night out on the town. gotta watch those cougars :)
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Postby Guest » Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:15 pm

I fucking love cougars. I had one over yesterday from a grocery store-hook...its so nice to have a cougar "put it on ya" like the 23-year olds can't.
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