Evaluate My Text Game

[Guest]

I'm not going to put down the times on this one. I can't remember if I was mirroring her texts, but honestly, I was trying out a new tactic. The tactic was, that I was keeping myself busy doing something else. I was hanging out with some friends in fact. At no point did she ever have my attention 100%, and every now and then I'd just forget about her and reply much later on. Any time lapses between texts were completely natural as a result.

me: Ping!
hb: pong!
me: So i wonder if they ever caught the guy.
hb: Wrong [hb's name] dork.
me: Nope, this is the right one, silly! Ya think the caught the guy from last saturday?
hb: Caught what guy???
me: Alzheimer's kicking in already? :) the dude who threw a chair at that girl's face!
hb: oh!!!! I didnt know that he needed to get caught haha! I mean was she bleeding??? Or is a bruised ego situation. :P
hb: Yeah? no ?
me: I didn't see any blood. Did you?
hb: Nope, just egos.
me: Still, a chair to the face is pretty serious.
hb: Eh, shes a wuss!
me: You're a wuss! :)
hb: You are!!
me: You -- times infinity!
hb: Um, I have an infinity tattoo.
me: I have a secret tattoo.
hb: Yeah? Me too. Its so gay.
me: I have a heterosexual one.
hb: And it is a........
me: SECRET!!
hb: So then IT IS GAY!!!
me: It's a lesbian, are you gonna marry it?
hb: Yes because not only is my tattoo gay, I am too.
me: The three of you should move in together. It would make a ridiculous sitcom!
hb: You are undoubtedly genial.
hb: Going to [name of bar]?
me: Hmmmmm....maybe. My friend just came into town.
hb: On way

[Guest]

Seems as though it is pretty good considering she wanted you to hit up whatever bar. She didn't invite you but that is pretty much her way of saying hey show up.

[Guest]

It was good, but it didnt seem like you had a purpose. Yeah, it was funny and enjoyable, but what is your motivation for texting her? it wasn't really like you were anchoring.

NEXT TIME: Work through a method or dhv or something, nnot just banter.