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by Guest » Mon May 19, 2008 11:11 am
Ft Worth was fun. But every fucking dude out that night seemed to want to get in some shit with us. I seem to recall having more than just a handful of confrontations.
The one where that guy kept rubbing against my like a douchebag when he walked by was f-ing hillarious. He and his faggot of a friend walk over to Lion and I and he's all like "you wanna take it outside?"
Lion and I are totally on the same fucking page and we're like let's go you fucking pussy. So douchebag 1 and douchebag 2 walk outside. We turn to finish our drinks then to join them outside for a little Ft Worth rumble. Lion seemed really fucking stoked about the possibility of getting in a fight. I was just tired of ass holes fucking around with us all night.
When we do one a friend of the douchebag twins walks over to apologize for his friends with the lame ass line:
DB Friend: "I'm sorry about my friend, he's drunk..."
Me: "Yeah, so am I. So is everyone else here and they aren't acting like douchebags. You better keep your friend in check otherwise he's going to get his ass beat."
DB Friend: "Yeah, well he's a MMA trained fighter."
Me: "Yeah, well I've got heart bitch and we all saw how well that worked for Rocky...plus anyway, I'm rolling with at least 6 other dudes so I think I've got back-up."
End of story. The asshole walks off and when we do finally make it outside the douchebag twins were nowhere to be found. Wish I could have seen their faces when they saw me and Lion rolling out of that place with 6 other PUAs.
The one where that guy kept rubbing against my like a douchebag when he walked by was f-ing hillarious. He and his faggot of a friend walk over to Lion and I and he's all like "you wanna take it outside?"
Lion and I are totally on the same fucking page and we're like let's go you fucking pussy. So douchebag 1 and douchebag 2 walk outside. We turn to finish our drinks then to join them outside for a little Ft Worth rumble. Lion seemed really fucking stoked about the possibility of getting in a fight. I was just tired of ass holes fucking around with us all night.
When we do one a friend of the douchebag twins walks over to apologize for his friends with the lame ass line:
DB Friend: "I'm sorry about my friend, he's drunk..."
Me: "Yeah, so am I. So is everyone else here and they aren't acting like douchebags. You better keep your friend in check otherwise he's going to get his ass beat."
DB Friend: "Yeah, well he's a MMA trained fighter."
Me: "Yeah, well I've got heart bitch and we all saw how well that worked for Rocky...plus anyway, I'm rolling with at least 6 other dudes so I think I've got back-up."
End of story. The asshole walks off and when we do finally make it outside the douchebag twins were nowhere to be found. Wish I could have seen their faces when they saw me and Lion rolling out of that place with 6 other PUAs.
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by Guest » Mon May 19, 2008 3:36 pm
I'm gonna guess that they were either wearing Affliction or Tapout shirts with backwards baseball caps? Fort Worth is full of those guys who think that MMA is the way of life. If you want to hang out in a better more college type bar go to Shamrocks in front of Montgomery plaza or Chimy's on Foch street. Less of those d-bags.
How was city streets? Everytime I've been it's been uh.... not my scene.
How was city streets? Everytime I've been it's been uh.... not my scene.
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