SHIT TESTS-LETS HELP EACH OTHER OUT AND PLOW THROUGH THESE TOGETHER!

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Postby Guest » Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:28 pm

2. No, I'm not. Well, sorry to bother you.

3. Yeah, I know I'm pathetic. That's why I have such a blast every time I meet the parents of the girls I'm dating. Come to think of it, I'm always having a good time.

4.: Are you always such a square?

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Postby Guest » Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:37 pm

AFC: I'm not boring, why would you say that?

PUA: I hear that a lot, probably is its only from people that never get me in bed...

HB: Why are you being such an ass?
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Postby Guest » Thu May 01, 2008 1:52 pm

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HB: Why are you being such an ass?
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AFC: I was just joking.
Cocky: Awww...(sad-face) did I huut yowr feewings??
Or...(whiny voice) Why are you being such an ass?

HB: Do I know you?

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Postby Guest » Thu May 01, 2008 2:09 pm

Had a girl the other night i was gaming at the club, 10 min into it she offers me her number, we dance a few dances, I'm getting mad IOI's and there is lots of Kino..then towards the end of the night we run into each other again. I isolate, do the eyes to lips and back thing and go in for the kiss...she dodges and says .."I'm and honorable girl"

My response (cocky/funny) - Hunny I'm not after you're honor but after what I saw on the dance floor earlier i add naughty to that description as well"

I guess I read her wrong or mistimed the kiss but she would not go any further. Any ideas on a different way to play that one?

To keep this going:
HB: (To you speaking of/pointing to wingman)...is he always this lame?
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Postby Guest » Thu May 01, 2008 3:54 pm

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HB: (To you speaking of/pointing to wingman)...is he always this lame?
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Thats a Good one!

AFC: (speaking of/pointing to wingman).... um dude dont be lame please?

Cocky Silent*: He's recuperating from the great party we made last night...!

Playful Silent*: Are you always this forward? geez.... My buddy here just donated blood with me today

Role-playing Silent*: It's funny he mentioned that about you 5 mins ago...maybe thats why =P

"Love and Build up your brothers and they will give you the world..."

new ST-gets much much harder now
HB: Where do you work at? (from my experience, often times by being playful and not revealing my work will cost the night with her, where you work doest not matter just be honest yet add an exciting/cool cue words in it)
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Postby Guest » Mon May 05, 2008 3:40 am


AFC: Ummm... uh, I don't right now - OR - I work for X.. I'm an X.. I like it.. It kind of X.. boring!

Cocky 1: what.. are you a stalker? ( play into the if you want to see me so bad routine don't have to stalk me.. or I can't take calls at work )
Cocky 2: obvious bs... I'm a plastic surgeon or I sell womens cosmetics or some bs..
Cocky 3: Don't you know how to have fun? I don't talk about work on the weekends... ( let her prove she isn't a gold digger)
Cocky 4: Uptown.. ( location specific - make her drag it out )

ST: I'm with my friends - OR - it's just the girls out (GIRLS NIGHT OUT)



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Postby Guest » Fri May 09, 2008 9:14 pm

ST GIRLS NIGHT OUT!
AFC OK IM SORRY
PUA SO U SHOULD BE ABLE TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION...WHY IS IT TRUE THAT GIRLS THAT HANGOUT WAY TOO MUCH GET THEIR PERIOD AT THE SAME TIME?

ST: If you buy me a drink...
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Postby Guest » Fri May 09, 2008 10:49 pm

AFC: What do you want?

PUA: If I buy you a drink, are you going to get drunk and try to take advantage of me? 'Cause I'm totally not into that...I need comfort and rapport before I give it up...
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Postby Guest » Sat May 10, 2008 11:27 am

ST:Why are your toe nails painted?

AFC:(turn beet red, roll over and die) um, I dont know, you dont like em?

PUA: Psh, cause Im gay. You could use a little work down there sweetheart. Peticure, think about it...

ST:why do you have on so many rings?
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Postby Guest » Tue May 13, 2008 4:42 am

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ST:why do you have on so many rings?

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AFC: Because they look cool on me duh?

Cocky Silent*: This one is for my ex Sylvia, this one is for Marla, and this middle finger is for you =P (playfully point to her bleh)

Relaxed Silent*: No no no!! the REAL question is Why are they in the specific fingers....(then go to ring routine or why rings are so sacred etc wtever)

Role-Playing Silent*: Because i was in Egypt last year and i bought these thinking it was magical!! I put them on and now i cant get it out......pull it for me!!.....(she tried) Slowly damnit dont mandhandle it (thx Style)!! =P

New ST:
an HB with an Amog Boyfriend: (patting her BF) This is my boyfriend by the way!!
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