A game.

[Westfall]

Nice to see your mom doesn't make you wear that protective head gear anymore.

Your mom jokes? Nice, we used to love doing those back in grade school. Hey dude, I got one. Your mom is so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house. Your turn.

Westfall

[Scoundrel]

This is turning into an insult thread. That's not the point. AMOGing is an art. You're trying to make the other guy look bad but, without pissing him off.

You unequivocally vulgar neanderthal, narcissistic, thick-headed mental midget with the natural grace of a swamp rat.

[Westfall]

This is turning into an insult thread. That's not the point. AMOGing is an art. You're trying to make the other guy look bad but, without pissing him off.

Hey man, I'm sorry for pissing you off. That wasn't my intention; my mom always told me to respect my elders.

Anyways, I made an AMOG lite thread so you can practice AMOGing in a more comfortable setting. Think of it like the kiddy portion of a swimming pool. You've got to crawl before you can walk.

http://dallaspua.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=240

Westfall

(Swamp rat comment ignored on purpose )

[Mojo]

When I was a child, the only thing that got me going in the morning was a good healthy dose of sugar and the occult. Nothing tops Count Chocula for delivering a quality breakfast product that is not only part of a balanced breakfast, but also a blast to eat. There are many great cereals out there, but none as good as Count Chocula. Cocoa Puffs has the chocalatey goodness, but lacks those amazing marshmallows; Lucky Charms has the marshmallows, but those oat pieces can't compare to the chocolate puffed cereal that Chocula puts forth. Count Chocula combines the best elements of several General Mills cereals and packs it all together for a sugary treat that is sure to leave the kids bouncing off the walls for hours. Besides the boost in energy that Chocula provides, there's also the issue of the Count himself. No breakfast cereal character has the charisma of Count Chocula. Even though he only has one fang, all other characters hide in fear of the Count's blood sucking ability. The only other character that could ever match up to Chocula is Tony the Tiger. I think if the two ever met in a dark alley, the fight would be close, but even then I don't see Tony being too Grrrrreat with a puncture wound in his neck from the Count's vicious bite. But all violence aside, kids across the nation can rest assured that Count Chocula is a gentle giant of a vampire, who only wishes to bring chocolately cereal with spooky-fun marshmallows to breakfast tables everywhere. And for that, Count Chocula, we salute you! You are truly a classic.

[Scoundrel]

You’ll have to talk louder; I’m not listening to you.

[Westfall]

You’ll have to talk louder; I’m not listening to you.

I see you broke your wrist. You should be more careful when masturbating.

Oh and Mojo, don't be hating on my chocolate-marshmellowly goodness.

Westfall

[Pr0wler]

Its easy to calculate an answer in writing form. You have all the time in the world to make your diss. The real art is using it in the field. Thinking on your toes is much more difficult.

Let the cut downs commence... blah blah blah...

[Welsh_Dragon]

Do you guys AMOG? I have almost never needed to because the chicks in Dallas go out to get fucked sans the man usually. Also it's not even necessary if she is in the balance because American guys DEMOG themselves. It is fun in a school playground sort of way though.

[quipster]

Nice to meet you. Hope you have a good night.

(Most guys leave as they are aware they are not wanted)

[Scoundrel]

You guys are great! I always wanted little brothers.