Last weekend I have finally had the most desired experience on most men’s bucket list: A THREESOME. I was very surprised that I pulled this off since not only did I not use any prior field proven threesome gambits but I slowly arouse both women using an innocent game of TRUTH AND DARE. Out of all the field proven techniques that I have used to get a threesome going; this one worked and I was inventing it as I was going along. Here’s how it went:
An old high school classmate’s sister had called me up one night wanting to hang out and drink after getting my number at a local bar in Denton, tx. Wanting to get some preselection going for some party at nearby apartment complex, I invited her to tag along. She told me her two girlfriends wanted to come too, and I told her they could, so me, the girl and her two girlfriends, and a homeboy of mine (who was not into the game) drove over to the apartment complex. When we got there, the party seemed to be over, so the girl decided that we should all do some drinking games at her apartment that she shared with her sister.
After our hostess poured all of us some frozen fuzzy navels (GOOD STUFF), someone pulled out a deck of cards to start the favorite college game “ring of fire”. If you don’t know what the game “ring of fire” is look it up on the internet or ask any social college kid; most likely, they’ll explain the game in great detail!
For those of you who do know the college game, you will know of the sub-game in it called “never-have-I-ever”, where the group of drinkers have to go around and say something that they have never done before and the first person who has done three things that has been stated in the group has to drink. This sub-game was crucial in my idea of who would be most comfortable with the thought of a threesome between the three girls.
When it was my turn to state something I had never done, I casually said, “never have I ever had a threesome”. I casually looked around at the girl’s reaction to see if any of them lowered one of their fingers. Not one of them did but the Hostess and the hotter of her two friends looked at each other slyly before the hostess bursted into a laughter and said, “remember you promised me one!” to the hot friend.
The hot friend smiled back, raised her eyebrows slightly and said, “I did”. It was at this point that I knew a threesome was at least VERY possible with this set but I kept my cool and continued with the game. After there were no more cards left to pull for the game, the hostess decided that we should all play truth or dare.
Since it was way past 3 in the morning (the prime sexual arousal time for a still conscious female), decided to myself I would use the innocence of truth and dare to mask some intense sensuality and sexuality in the room. Whenever I asked truth or dare to the girls, I would either dare them to do some small sexual or sensual act to someone in the room or ask them a sexual secret of theirs. This sparked an almost sexual competition between everyone. Everyone was doing their best to think of the most outrageous sexual act that a person would still be comfortable to do without leading all the way to sex.
Soon, I was giving girls lap-dances, my homeboy was getting his left testicle licked, and the hostess was deep-throating her favorite sex toy. The secret was to make it as creative and weird as it was sexual and sensual. After about an hour of this, I decided to lay my cards on the table and say my last dare of the night would be for the hot-girlfriend to give the hostess the threesome she had always wanted. I looked over at the hostess and smiled while I did this.
The hot-girlfriend hesitated before smiling and saying, “alright.” I was in. The hostess signaled for the girls to join her in her bedroom for a game plan. My homeboy decided to leave after handing me a Golden condom wrapper. I waited patiently in the living room before the not so attractive friend entered the living room told me to wait for the hostess and her hot girl-friend to come get me before she took her exit.
I waited for about 10 minutes (FELT LIKE AN HOUR) before both the hostess and her hot friend appeared wearing some long t-shirts with nothing underneath. They lead me to the hostesses room where I fucked them both for the first time.
After retracing everything that had happened that night. I have work out a routine that any guy would be able to repeat, so that he too can knock “threesome” off his bucket list. This routine works great in private settings with a group of friends. Next time you are at one of these drinking, social gatherings try this routine and see how far you get. AND LET ME KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!
SPLASH! - swaggot