A friend just gave this to me so I thought I'd share, lol.
10. You can trade an old .45 for a new .22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for the road and work.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he'll probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind you having a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat."
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun.
