Reframe the statement above you . . .

[Mojo]

I got this idea from VA.com's forum, who in turn got it from MM.com's forum. It an entertaining and educational idea. Here is how it goes:


I'll post a shit test and the next person will reframe it and post a new shit test.

Something like this:
Shit test: Do you think that woman over there is sexy?

Reframe: Why? Should I hook you up?

So lets try it.

Shit test: Buy me a drink!

[Scoundrel]

"Okay, I'll buy you a drink. But, I get to pick the drink and you HAVE to drink it."

If she agrees I'll buy her something that tastes really bad, like a rusty nail. I've used this a lot on strippers and it's money.

Shit test: You're a player aren't you.

[RockStar]

'wow you're freaking jealous....already.' backturn.
shit test: i have a boyfriend

*note:you cant use i have goldfish...it doesn't work...and you'll get blown out.

rockstar

[Scoundrel]

Oh, you have a boyfriend. That's so cute. Does he make your heart go pitty-pat? Do you looooooove him? Are you guys going to get married and live in a little house with a yard and a dog and 2.1 children? I think that's great! But, after a few years you'll get bored and want to cheat with me, so you'd better take my number now and put it in a safe place.

Shit test: You just want to fuck me.

[Gamble]

With a sly smile: "I'd do you in every hole you've got..."

Do you do this to all the girls?

[RockStar]

'what? make them fall in love with me?...usally.'

shit test: i like tall guys.

[Gamble]

Well, I fit right in then don't I? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, just kidding, I'll skip this one...

[Scoundrel]

shit test: i like tall guys.

You have something on you face.

(I don't usually use negs. But in this case, she started it.)

Shit test: "Does this usually work on girls?"

[RockStar]

only the hot ones.

*note: that's technically a double bind and not a reframe.

shit test:Not tonight I have herpes....

[Gamble]

PERFECT!! Me too!!! I think we were made for each other!!! (Very Sarcastic)

Shit test: I have a boyfriend.