Noob Here

[Krash]

Thats right its time for heckling, rolling eyes, and tons of questions preceded by "SEARCH THE FORUM DUMB ASS!". I will spare you all the questions. I'm new to this in fact so new I don't know shit about it and I haven't sarged and barely know what it means. I have been ok with the girls. I'm not a virgin I've been with double digits. So heres the run down. I'm tired of being the pathetic nice dude who gets cheated on now I want lots of beautiful women. I can't remember the last time I didn't lose a chick to some other dude probably one of you guys. Being like this is BS and I've learned it the hard way. I'm a veteran, I lost my wife while I was in the military over seas to Jodi (word we use to describe a dude who steals your wife). I divorced her got with a beautiful girl strangled her to death (was always up her ass) she started talking to other dudes and here I write before you. Long story short I want to change. I picked up Neil Strauss's book and some how ended up here. So heres the deal some how despite my extreme shyness I've been able to pull tail some how but I have the worst stage fright on earth. When I do speeches I am like a child. I have been in the military, almost killed, had a rocket shot at me and nothing compares to the child like fright I get from being the center of attention from a crowd or in this case a pretty girl. I live in Plano at the Shops at Legacy and this place pours with hot tail! I make good money, I'm a pretty cool dude, I'm not a bad looking guy and dress well. So whats the problem you say? Well I'm a hermit. Taught by my emotionally distressed mother I am more comfortable locking myself up. So I'm not going to go into a psychotic sermon here but now I want to become really good at this and hopefully learn well. Now its your turn to fire back at me because I know you all have something to say at what I wrote and introduce your selves. I'm open for criticism and I already know what your going to say I just need a light to guide me like most noobs. Thanks fellas

[zine]

I work right by there. We could probably teach each other a few things. PM your number