What's brown and sticky?

[Lion]

A stick.

Myself and playercool went to Martini Ranch, uptown. We got there pretty early, so we just chillaxed and had a couple drinks. Sinn and Captain Jack walked in and we were actually just going to watch them when all of a sudden "Will you take our picture for us?" Of course I will. So I took their camera and had them pose and then took a pic of myself. "Nooo, do it right". We ended up taking a a bunch of pics together. Handed camera to playercool and he took a pic of their chests. My target was from Jordan and the other one was Palestinian - I don't think she liked it when I told her she didn't even HAVE a country. BTW, I was wearing a light purple dress shirt, white tie, light blue suit jacket, ripped up jeans, big belt buckle, and cowboy boots with my jeans tucked into the inside. All night I was opened about it. Long story short, kept it cocky/funny galore with my Jordanian girl. My current favorite thing to do when I'm dancing with a girl is to just pick her little ass up and dance while I'm holding her.

It was too crowded where we were so we went over to a corner, which was loud as hell but not crowded. Behind us was a seated 2 set. I'm locked in with my Jordan girl but Palestinian was feeling a little left out and playercool went and opened the seated 2 set. Not sure what he used but he set down next to them. I glanced back and noticed him doing my favorite cigarrete bit. It is money. One of the seated 2 set pulled my white bandana from my back pocket, I mocked anger, got it back. Tied it around my head like Karate Kid. Took more pics. Set down next to 2 set, and pulled Jordan girl with. Mostly paying attention to Jordan but also the girl next to me, trying to build a little jealousy. Out of the nowhere the 2 set BOLTED. Now in the booth it's just me and Jordan...but in the corner there are about 5 hotties staring like vultures. So of course I make out with Jordan in front of them.

Then one of my favorites. "Can you take a sincere compliment?"
HB "Yes"
Lion "Great! Me too, you go first!"
HB *pretends to get mad* "I don't know, there are so many blah blah"
Lion "I like your energy, you have a great energy coming off of you.
HB *eyes light up* "Thank you so much!"
More kissing, exchange numbers, she rolls out.

2 seconds after she leaves the 5 set moves in.
Random "Where is your girlfriend?"
Lion "She's at home!"
Radom "Why did you leave her at home?!?!"
Lion "Who else is going to watch my kids?!?!"
Banter with these girls some more, they notice my boots and all laugh. It's going good, and they're hot as hell but my wing was nowhere to be found. I bounced to go find him. We decide to leave. While closing tab number close a peruvian girl (it was foreign night!). Walking out, decide to hit on black girl with an afro and white glasses. Gave her my number and myspace, didn't feel like getting hers.

Martini Ranch was good, lots of beautiful women, lots of foreign women, cheap drinks. We've been running the gay thing a lot, I think we even started telling guys we're gay. Whatever.

Bounce to blackfinn. Get text from Jordan "Hope you're boyfriend isn't mad". I'm in like a dirty shirt on that one. Walking into finn see a hot blonde girl with an amazing ass. PLayercool says she's going to be his new little-sister and she's into it. Eventually he number closed that. Get into blackfinn, start dancing with another hot foregin latina. You know I picked her ass up, BUT her cockblocking female friend literally starting pushing me and getting crazy for picking up her friend. I almost had to punch a woman. Latina was hot, but she was drunk and I really didn't want to bother, so I said so. She acted upset but still gave me proximity multiple times before we left. I was actually really tired by this point and wanted to leave. We were chilling by the door and the hottest girl in the place, another latina, in a skin tight white dress and perfect body said she loved my outfit. I was ready to leave by that point and didn't point my game-gun at her.

I left it out but I pulled probably 4 or 5 numbers, but only one I plan on talking to. The Jordanian girl. Texted her today "It was nice to meet you last night. You're very handsome, charming and witty".
She replied "I'm a handsome woman? Hehe, it was great meeting you too, plus I like that you use the actual word you in text, it bothers me when people text (u) instead"
I replied "I know what u mean"
All in all it was a pretty awesome night. Well played, though I did have more to drink than I had really wanted to.

[truth1]

Seems like some solid work. Hopefully some of those (like Jordanian) will ultimately close.

Curious, what is the cigarette bit?

Also, can anyone tell me where to find a bunch of canned routines that are interactive and fun like murder, marry, fuck?

[playercool]

Isn't funny how there are always two sides of FR...

Lion was the best I have ever seen him. In fact I must apologize for lacking any ability at winging this evening. Martini Ranch could have been 100 times better had I been a good wing.

If you sarge during the week and don't go to Martini Ranch on Monday's you are missing out. This is my second time here and let me say there are some top notch women in this place.

We were standing there when Jordanian and Palestinian walked in. I spot them but turn around and ask if they are good looking. Lion looks over to me and calls dibs on Jordanian girl. He thinks I owe him for having to sleep with a HB6 with a tight little body when we pulled SNL's a few weeks ago. Did I mention it was on my couch? Unfortunately while we usually work well together we have similar taste in women. I can tell we will do some battles in the future. In fact after this happened we discussed our rules for winging. I think everyone should do this. We basically agreed if a set(HB) is locked in no amoging. After he is opened I of course pull the gay quote: Would yall quit hitting on my boyfriend. It works well like always and off we go into working the set. At this point he is working HBPal and I am working HBJor. At some point they introduce themselves to us and are shaking hands. While this is happening I am shaking hands with one and he is the other. The opposites of who we are each talking to. Then this amoging homo pulls HBJor over to him and has her do a spin move. I'm stuck with the much less attractive one who has the most annoying laugh. Your welcome HOMO were even.

His game is going very well with her. Just watching body language any outsider could tell. Here is my first mistake as a wing. I mean I would sleep with HBPal. Her body is def good enough. In fact I later rub her stomach and it is so rock hard I am still impressed. But instead of running any sort of attraction game with her I just keep it friendly. I in no way escalate. In addition we are both putting off vibes we aren't into each other. So I think in the future if the Obstacle is good enough go ahead and take one for the team. Now in this instance Lion's game was good enough and he still ran awesome game on HBJor. So me being a good wing was not necessary.

While this is all happening there are two gay guys with what I would consider a HB8. Extremely good body and pretty good looking in the face. I lean over to the super gay guy and say didn't I see you at S4 last Thursday. The look on the girls face was priceless. Bam set opened. Gay guy introduces himself to me. I have no idea what his name is it was just too weird to hear or remember. I of course completely ignore the girl and just sit there talking to this guy. After a while of this I roll back to the other set. They leave and then I reopen the gay 3 set. Now the girl is interested in talking. She asks me if I am gay. I say yes there is my boyfriend right there.

I want to interrupt myself right here. If you are going to pull off the gay thing you better damn well have amazing body language when you say this. If not girls will pick up that you are lying. You will get blown out most likely. When you say it you better say it in the most sincere way possible.

Alright back to the set. Lion faces us and off we go. She just can't believe we are gay. Ohh really that is what all the girls say. She goes on to say how that is just a waste of two hot guys. Then this girl wants us to kiss or grab each others dicks or something. Nah we don't do PDA. Then this girl starts grabbing my dick and balls several times. My memory doesn't serve me well after this so I don't remember exactly what happens. I know at some point I open the set again. Talk with her for a while. I definitely do something that makes this girl not into me. Either too much gayness or it's very possible something else. Before we leave the venue I tell Lion I will get blown out twice before I leave. I try to number close her as we are walking out and she isn't having any of that. Bam blown out once.

While Lion is gaming HBPeru I see two girls that have been eyeing me all night. I know we are about to leave so I have to at least open them. Yes they are from some South American country as well I just don't know which. Wherever Samba originated from. I run some pretty shitty game on her even though she was into me. I think when I didn't know where Samba originated from this turned her off. Yes this was my second blow out as mentioned above. As we were walking out I try and number close her as well and she says nah.

I want to touch on the seated two set Lion was talking about. I was so bored with winging for him with HBPal. Looking back I think I had opportunities to game her if I chose. For some reason I just wasn't into it. It was almost as if I couldn't. So I get bored and notice a seated two set right behind us. I would give these girls maybe...maybe a HB6 rating. I sit down and open them with are these your cigs? Yes you can have one if you want. Open the pack and put a cig in my mouth. She takes her lighter out and starts to light the cig. I pull it out of my mouth and say: Hrhrhrm I don't smoke. It's a nasty habit. Lion uses this line but I think it is originally from Ace Ventura hahah. I put the cig behind my ear and start talking to her about who knows what. I know I probably over negged her. I really need to remember some girls just can't take the negs. Well at least not a barrage of them. At some point during the conversation this girl goes: Is this your game? Is this what you do? I imagine I handled this shit test poorly. I just turn to her and say game? Yes it is my game actually. Well that couldn't have gone over too well since a few minutes later they say we are going to the Tavern. Unless that was an invitation of course hahah.

After these girls leave is when the set of 5 hotties rolls in. And once again I wing poorly. Lion is just so on fire tonight. It is silly. Two of the girls are seated and he sits down next to them. But he keeps scooting over and over and over making the girls scoot. It is hilarious. Very nice move. I open the girl about her boots. I like your boots. I love when a girl chooses comfort over style. She likes this but then I just fizzle. Another super hot hottie is standing up next to me. I *think* I run good game on her. She is kinoing and showing signs but once again I fizzle...WTF. I mean this girl was bad too just amazing body. The one girl in the joint I am pissed about messing up with. This is when I eject to take a piss. I guess Lion was feeling overwhelmed or something and texts where I am and then comes and finds me. That set was ours if we just took it. Damn. I mean they proximity us. They found us. I fucked up.

So after a few more little sets is when we roll over to Blackfinn. I have already handed my keys over to Lion. Yeah I am getting a little tipsy. We pull up to Finn and I get out of the car because I see a hottie across the way. I yell out but she all the sudden disappears. I doubt she even heard me. But hey who is this blonde walking up. Lion recommends slowing our stride down so she can catch up. Good call. She says were you talking to me. I lean back and say no. My answer is said in a tone that it turns it into a neg. As we were walking in I run the sister line. I don't add the climb trees and drink coolade part of it though. Somehow age comes up. I think she goes how do you know I am your younger sister. I call her a baby and say she is 24. She says she is younger or something and I am like nah your 24. She pulls out the license and she is 21. Hey I have no problem with that. As Lion said her body is banging. I mean bad.

We all walk into Finn together and then everyone goes their separate way. Lion and I meet back up and grab a drink. Not sure if anything good is happening at this point but we decide to walk around. Ahh my little sister let me go give her a hug. We chit chat some more and things are going very well. This girl is for sure into me. I eject and catch back up with Lion. As we are rounding the bar he runs into the hottie with psycho friends. Now let me say well done. That girl was hot. Our taste is way to similar in women. Her friend goes crazy that she is into Lion. I try to wing here but man this girl is just nuts. No wing in the world could have calmed that girl down. Lions girl is super drunk so who knows if it will go anywhere. If I was a betting man I would say prob not(Prove me wrong Lion). Anyways so he continues to run game on her and I am bored. I roll off and decide to solo it up. I end up grabbing another drink and open a 5' 11" girl. She is way too freaking tall. She starts kinoing me and tells me she is a model. Hrmm your not that great looking. I say she must be a runway model which she agrees. This girl is a little tipsy herself but into whatever game I am spitting. She dances around a little and I think Lion rolls up. It's getting late so we make one more round. Ahh my little sis again. I better go ahead and number close her. I make the pit stop but I don't have my phone. I left it in the car. So she takes my number instead. Damn she's sexy. We head for the exit but post up and see what happens. I think another set around the door is opened either now or a little earlier. Probably earlier. It had some super hot girls in it including the hottest of them all the girl in the form fitting white mini shirt dress or whatever that is called. She is just amazing. HB9 for sure maybe even higher. Somehow I get into convo with her and she is saying something about looks. If I remember correctly she was complimenting me. Then I turn to her and say nah I'm not good looking but that guy over there is. Usually I point to one of my good looking friends but this time I point to some super ugly chode. She turns to me and says now you are just fishing for compliments. Can you say set blown? Which is odd because I even threw in the I can hook you up with him. I do this to disqualify myself so she won't think I am running any game. Ohh what a mistake that was. This might very well be the hottest girl I have seen since I started sarging.

As we are getting ready to leave some hottie walks by. I open her with something like hey aren't you going to say Hi. She stops in her tracks and starts talking with me. I know I had a 20 second number close one time but I think I am going to give this one a 15 second number close. Well I don't have my phone so she had to take mine. I have no idea what her name is. Then she ejects and some guy hits on her and gets her number. Haha. She ejects but looks over at me and I give her this look like WTF girl. She walks back up to me I neg her. Then we just start making out. Best kiss in a while. So number closed her in 15 seconds and made out with her in maybe 30 seconds. It's very possible it was less lmao.

Then little sis walks by leaving and says whatever. Then we hit the patio and there is HBModel. And then one of her big ass steroid freak of a friend says something to a guy standing there. Now I am drunk. I defend some guy I have never seen in my life. I kinda talk shit to this dude and he is manning up. I let him know he would walk all over me but he shouldn't be an ass. Nothing comes of it. But this is where it gets good. I am surprised I didn't get my ass kicked. Me and Lion walk around one way of the building while that group walks around the other. We sort of meet up and there is HBModel and dumbass. I walk right up to her and start talking to her. I have Lion pull out his phone and number close her for me. She goes on apologizing for her friend saying he likes her but she doesn't like him. Excellent we start making out. It was a pretty weak kiss but it was like kicking the guys ass in the only way that I can actually kick his ass.

Then as we are getting into our cars there is HBSis. She walks over and we start talking. I ask if she has my number and she does. She pulls out her phone and sends me a text. She says she will call me in a little bit after she drops her friend off.

For your viewing pleasure here are the texts:

HB: Hey you.
PC: Ohh hello. Who is this?
HB: HB your sister
PC: Ohh hey sis what are you doing?
HB: Taking my friend home. What are you doing?
PC: Just got home. Watching a movie. You should come join me.

This was a total lie. I was laying on my couch looking up. The room was spinning. I could barely keep my eyes open. I was insanely drunk. I didn't even take my shoes off.

HB: Where is your house?
PC: x by x
HB: Oh yeah. Ha im blonde I forgot. What are you watching?
PC: Romeo and Juliet. It just started.
HB: Haha thats so romantic. Is it just you two guys?
PC: He left. Come keep me company. This isnt a movie you should watch by yourself.
HB: I want to. I have to take my friend home right now. Ill call you after I drop him off.
PC: Alright
HB: Is it just you in the empty house?
PC: Yeah just me. Im drunk though so don't think you can molest me.
HB: Oh god. Really? That was like my all time fantasy though. What am I going to ever do brother?
PC: Haha well just have to keep it PG13.
HB: I just dropped my friend off. I am so tired. What are you doing?

This text was 22 minutes after the last one. I had actually fallen asleep and this woke me up. I am shocked it woke me.

PC: Come over we will curp up and go to sleep.
HB: Aw your so sweet. Im already home cutie. Is this one of those try to pick up girls from the bar type of thing? Cause I would totally love to hang out with you when im not drunk and at a bar.
HB: Or is this not one of those type of things.
PC: I wish it was a pic up line. Im on my couch drunk.
HB: Ha well I would love to hang out when we are both not drunk. Or is that not what you were going for?
PC: Hit me up when you are sober. I didn't realize you were drunk.
HB: Hahaha really? Did I seem sober to you?
PC: Yeah you did.
HB: Wow I must be good. Well we should hang out sober cause your a total cutie.
PC: Alright we will be sober tomorrow. Hit me up then.
HB: Okay good night cutie.
PC: Night

And that was it. If I wasn't so drunk I think I could have gotten her over but who knows. She is clearly interested. I hope that doesn't fade after she sobers up. This might qualify for the world's longest post so I will end it here. Well not right here but after I write the following.

Notice how my night went from bad to good.

Could it just be the venue change?

Or could it be the BT of the room was higher since it was so much later?

Or could it be that I was way tipsier at this point and my game came alive?

Or could it be I had a good interaction on the way in that set my mood?

These unfortunately are questions my mind lingers on. Not just for tonight. This happens plenty of other times as well.

One other thing about peacocking. I have seen Lion get opened so many times from that bandana. Just to experiment when we got inside Finn I put it on my wrist. I got opened once from it. Lion says I got opened twice which is possible. It's possibly too good of a peacocking item geeze.

[Lion]

Seems like some solid work. Hopefully some of those (like Jordanian) will ultimately close.

Curious, what is the cigarette bit?

Also, can anyone tell me where to find a bunch of canned routines that are interactive and fun like murder, marry, fuck?

I will close the Jordanian girl. We've been texting back and forth today, she has invited me out for tomorrow night. Doubt I'll be able to make it though. Not going to bother with any of the other girls.

I just ask a girl for a cig, but when they try and light it I tell them I don't smoke. I then walk around all night with an unlit cig in my mouth, getting opened non-stop about "do you want a light?"

[dubya]

Seems like some solid work. Hopefully some of those (like Jordanian) will ultimately close.

Curious, what is the cigarette bit?

Also, can anyone tell me where to find a bunch of canned routines that are interactive and fun like murder, marry, fuck?

I will close the Jordanian girl. We've been texting back and forth today, she has invited me out for tomorrow night. Doubt I'll be able to make it though. Not going to bother with any of the other girls.

I just ask a girl for a cig, but when they try and light it I tell them I don't smoke. I then walk around all night with an unlit cig in my mouth, getting opened non-stop about "do you want a light?"

That funny... I was thinking the other day of asking a girl if she had a light. (I don't smoke either) but that is actually better.

[Dragon]

The Title of this thread sucks.
But it was a dam good FR and a good read

[JP2008]

The Title of this thread sucks.
But it was a dam good FR and a good read

I love the title of this FR. I think this title just highlights the personality that makes Lion so sucessful in the field. Lucky bastard, blessed with good looks and a great personality, damn it Lion can't you ugly it up a little and help the rest of us out.

JP

[Lion]

Met up with these girls again. Check out my blizzog for details. JP2008 you're going to give me a big head and we all know women like humble men.

[JP2008]

Look I was drunk the night I gave you big head, I told you thats not happening again.

JP