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by **photomaker** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:36 pm

Reframe: I thought you guys were into experiecing different lifestyles?!?! No massage from a man is like sail boat racing with no sail. Just doesn't make sense

Shit Test: That doesn't make sense.

by **knight rose** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:12 pm

Reframe: Why do you guys have to be so logical. Cant you guys be like emotional and in the moment and just go with the flow?? sheesh!

Shittest: Why dont you go and talk to that girl over there (pointing to UG1) she might have something interesting to say!

by **photomaker** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:33 pm

Reframe: You and I fight like me and my younger sister. Her name is Jenny but we call her Jen. If you had a pet hampster and he had a nickname, what would it be and why??

Shit Test: I would name HER, Princess!! Also, I hate hampsters almost as much as your face!! :lol:

by **MagicBalls** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:28 am

Reframe: You're a feisty one! [To friend] Is she always like this? You remind me of this freckle-faced red-haired [insert other applicable feature here] girl I knew in Jr. High that used to argue with me during class all the time. She would throw her braces' rubber bands at me during tests. We ended up going to the prom together.

Shittest: Did they take your braces out early?

by **Smirks** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:39 am

Reframe: Sure did, I needed a bottle opener.

Shit Test: English mother fucker, do you speak it?

Yes, you're getting shit tested by Samuel L. Jackson....mother fucker.

by **Natboy** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:27 pm

Reframe: I speak English, Piglatin, and bitchinees. Congratulations on inventing a new language.

Shittest: Where did you get your clothes, kmart/walmart/thriftstore?

by **YellowStarS2k** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:32 pm

Reframe: Can you recognize designer brands? And what made you choose [item of clothing] and [other item of clothing or shoes]?

Shit test: EDIT: Don't flatter yourself. (This JUST happened to me.)
(I hope these are at least decent, if not please let me know

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by **Guest** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:29 pm

What an awesome old thread this is! Great workout. One thing I'll do on shit test (even though i don't seem to get very many anymore strangely) is something i call "exploding" the shit test. i like to invent names for stuff arbitrarily. anyway, basically you take the shit test, agree with it, and exaggerate it beyond the point of believability but with a totally straight face not flinching and holding eye contact. so it's a joke, then change the topic when she laughs submissively ;).

eg. "are you gay then?"
"fuck yeah i'm a raving fucking homo! i love the COCK! but you know what's better than a cock? two cocks. etc etc. so who lies more men or women? (lol)."

by **Guest** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:10 pm

by **Guest** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:31 pm

you are going to call me, right?

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