1 Starbucks barrista
1 Starbucks manager
2 Pizzaria waitresses (1 married)
1 IHOP waitress (the best, IHOP waitress, as incicated on the paper her number is written on) [[SIDE NOTE: Isn't being the best IHOP waitress kinda like winning the gold medal at the special olympics?....sure you won, but you're still a damn retard]]
1 Club card-checking girl
2 Strippers (one fedora-wearing & bisexual)
1 Strip club waitress
1 Flammingly gay gentleman (Gave me 2 free drinks too!)
1 Fat cow w/kids
Also set up 2 days, and 2 less likely day2s for when im in dallas.
All in one day...I'm tired.
WF


