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by **omgdallas** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:13 pm

Mojo wrote:Shit Test: When was the last time you had sex (said after you f-closed her on your bed. Also, the last time you had sex was in that same bed the night before. This has happened to me occasionally)

This was my FIRST time. OMG, it was so magical, I'm in LOVE with you, I just want to lay here and cuddle 4EVER my sweet little sugar plum. ( pet her hair like a little puppy and give lots of quick little kisses on her cheek while making loud kissing sound )

Shit Test: Tell me something. ( or also, tell me a story )

by **Self** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:20 pm

Shit Test: Tell me something. ( or also, tell me a story )

Self: Sure. What are you offering as payment for my literary skills?

Shit Test: I am so horny right now (as in I am telling you this as a friend)

by **Cimf** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:31 pm

Shit Test: I am so horny right now (as in I am telling you this as a friend)[/quote]

Answer = Respect.
Takin with pride from "The Game"

Shit Test: How much do you make? and/or Where do you work?

by **Neuromancer** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:40 am

easy

I'm an illustrator, I have my own business.

Shit test: My boyfriend says I look good in this.

by **Scoundrel** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:58 pm

deucex wrote:Shit test: My boyfriend says I look good in this.

Buy him some glasses.

Shit test: Just go away and leave me alone.

by **Self** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:46 pm

deucex wrote:Shit test: Just go away and leave me alone.

Looks like this one has everybody stumped!

Me: I'm going to look for my friends and will check back with you later to see if you're ready to have a good time.

Shit test: You're not my type.

by **Neuromancer** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:33 pm

Shit test: just go away and leave me alone.
that was abrupt, whose ass do I need to kick for pissing you off so bad?

shit test: you're not my type

finally someone who knows it's all about looks. It's good to see I'm not the only petty one here.

Shit test: Do you always come on this strong?

by **Scoundrel** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:14 pm

Do you always ask so many questions?

Shit Test: Will you take our picture?

by **Gambit** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:55 pm

Scoundrel wrote:Shit Test: Will you take our picture?

Me: You sure you want me to? 'Cause If I were you I'd save the film (or memory) for something better.

Shit Test: why are you talking to me? That girl over there looks like she'd talk to you.

by **Scoundrel** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:34 pm

I guess I just have a thing for stuck up bitches :roll:

Shit Test: I have a boyfriend.

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