Translation by Tucker Max

[Vector]

I just finished the book by Tucker Max, titled I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. A lot of it is pickup-relevant, but this I thought was just too perfect:

... About five minutes into the conversation, she drops this:

Lindsay: "Can we just be freinds?"
Tucker: "What do you mean?"
Lindsay: "Well, I just don't want you to think that I'm here to have sex with you."
Tucker: "When did I bring up the subject of sex?"
Lindsay: "Well, you didn't but... well... you know..."
Tucker: "Don't sweat things like that. Let's just hang out and have fun and everthing will work itself out."

Let me translate that conversation from GameSpeak to common English:

Lindsay: "I want to fuck you, but I don't want to feel like a slut when I do it."
Tucker: "I won't make you feel like a slut, even if you act like one."
Lindsay: "Good, because even though I think I want to fuck you, I want you to run good game on me first. You have to earn it."
Tucker: "Relax, I have everything under control."

Well calibrated.

[dubya]

I have that book sitting on my shelf and I've been meaning to read it. Damn, if only we could add more hours to the day.

[Check_Mate]

if only we could add more hours to the day.

then we would probably sleep more

[dubya]

I could use some of that too.