shit test the person below you

[Finesse]

Reframe: Your moms an insult.

Shit Test: Oh my god.

[Westfall]

Reframe: Yeah, I haven't gotten along with that guy since he kicked me out of heaven. Hey, tell me if this is evil (insert some horrible jackass thing I've actually done to a girl)

Shittest: I only like black guys.

[Bull Run]

Reframe: I see, well part of me IS black (point at your crotch)

Shit Test: You're not from around here are you? (say it with a scowl on your face)

[Finesse]

Reframe: Your face isn't from around here.

Shit Test: What do you do for a living?

[Kraven]

REFRAME: "I play my guitar at the train stations for tips. DAMN, it was rough today - buy me a drink"

Or:

"Lets keep this interesting, why don't you tell me what you're really passionate about, and I'll tell you what I'm passionate about"

SHIT TEST: "We were just having a girls night out and want to dance by ourselves"

[Thaddeus]

Reframe: Thats awesome! To be honest you guys are totally distracting guys night out to! 'points at wing sitting at the bar who is in set with bartenter' See you damn girls keep distracting us!!

ShitTest: Oh were all either married or engaged, maybe you should find a nice single girl.

[Westfall]

Reframe: Actually I'm looking for a nice GUY, so stop thinking you're going to get to sleep with me,

Shit Test: Have you guys read the game??

WF

[zine]

1. (stolen from finesse) reframe: Your mom's a game!, or

2. reframe: I heard about that how do you feel about it? (then reframe as positive)

shit test: you aren't one of those guys who wears fedoras are you? (haha had to westfall)

[Westfall]

Reframe: You're not one of those girls that goes around asking guys wearing fedoras dumb questions are you?

Shit Test: She's my girlfriend. We're lesbians.

WF

[zine]

reframe: Cool, so you guys like experiencing a different lifestyle then, I like that about you. I also like threesomes, what do you guys like?

or

reframe: I love that line, you guys are trying to pick me up! It's alright you don't need to use lines on me, all I need is a little love to like you guys... well maybe a massage too, I like massages.

Shit test: she likes massages, but we don't like massages from guys.