Walmart opener........

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Postby Check_Mate » Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:49 pm

Westfall wrote:I just have them in there in case I see a nun shopping


lol
Dude you have the of the best sense of humors I know
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Postby Tribulus1000 » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:00 am

zine wrote:Me: Hey, you are really cute, and I want to get to know you.



Cool. Someone's using Shark and Bad Boy openers. Now when I say European Direct, someone on here will know WTF I'm talking about. LOL.
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Postby Westfall » Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:53 am

Check_Mate wrote:lol
Dude you have the of the best sense of humors I know


Thanks, sometimes I can be funny, but you should have seen my first attempt at an open mic night, some of my jokes bombed horribly and were met with nothing but an awkward silence.

That's the last time I preform at a mime convention.

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Postby Tribulus1000 » Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:30 pm

I'm not big on daygame.

But I used to do openers based on the environment. Like predictable areas like the magazine rack.

My magazine opener was "Did Britney get fat?"

My coffee shop opener was "Have you tried the mocha loco choca lotta latte?" Say it three times.....

She would say "no." To which I say "Cool. I'll have one...I'll be sitting over there." (Lance Mason-ish)
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Postby zine » Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:47 pm

no." To which I say "Cool. I'll have one...I'll be sitting over there." (Lance Mason-ish)


haha I like that, and yes I've seen badboys carpe diem, and downloaded an ebook from sharky.. not that I've read it yet, but hey that's progress.

I love being totally honest with my intentions like that it makes girls want to be honest with theirs. I.E. hey Ty I want to have sex with you on that bench over there.
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Postby JP2008 » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:14 am

Ok I'll bite, Finesse what about Afterlife and your Walmart Opener?
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