Who needs plans/wings on new years eve...

[Thaddeus]

Alright so its dreaded field report time. Last night was great and really has got me thinking a bit.

The night started out with a rather eventful trip to Walgreens for super goat weed, condoms and an energy drink. So I’m standing in line to check out and take a glance around… cute black girl at register, dude in front of me buying tp, two girls get in line behind me buying a 12 pack of condoms, then a set of 4 dudes behind them buying a couple of 12 packs of condoms. I laugh to myself as I look down at the 3 pack of condoms and the SGW “super goat weed”. NEXT!!! Ok now it’s my turn to check out, I set the stuff down then smile at the cashier… she blushes a bit and rings up the drink, then the condoms, now the SGW all the sudden in big letters on the screen pointed at the customer it reads. “HORNY GOAT WEED ON SALE 2 FOR 1” She politely asks me its two for one do you want to go get another?? OH YEAH I DO! I just about yell and walk across and over to the shelf. I return to the counter a bit later and hand her another bottle. I then turn and look at the girls standing behind me giggling a bit and look at the 12 pack in their hands. I tell them ‘see ya really only need 3 for one night after that there’s nothing left in there and you can just keep going at it as many times as ya want’ I wink and walk out of the store with my goods. ‘please note girls behind me didn’t qualify past weight, height, face standards’.

A little later I hit the streets downtown fort worth and feel at this point that natural high of SGW and energy drinks mixing and just have to do something. Just then a set of about 12 girls none of them under a seven and all in damn sexy outfits move to pass me on the street. One of them opens me basically yelling it’s my friend’s birthday!!!! Tell her happy birthday!!!! She then points at the BDAY girl and turns me a bit. I tell the BDAY girl, ‘what everyone drinks on your bday?’ response I get from that is ‘NO THEY PARTY!!!’ Oh and where do they party? Were goin there! Pointing across the street to the library, I decide ‘fuck it’ and integrate into the group but not like the few trailer guys that are tagging along behind but I lock arms with the BDAY girl. We get in free no cover because I’m pretty sure one of the girls made a pass at the door man. Then it’s on, I mingle finally picking a cute little blonde girl that’s the funniest to talk to, not one of the hottest but still like an 8. I spend about 30 minutes with her and her best friend mostly telling jokes and pushing them to entertain me and judge how guys pick up girls. I love that activity with chicks it helps you see what they see and well let’s face it everyone loves to laugh at chodes. Lindsay ‘I use Lindsay as a cover name’ any way tells me that there going to this party by their place tonight and that I should come. I agree to try and we swap numbers, things start to get crazy and I decide I need to move and come back later. I tell her good bye and walk out of the bar. Just then the phone rings and the guys I supposed to hang out with are in uptown and say I should come. I take off for the pleasure forest know as uptown!

About 10 min after the ball drops I get to tribeca and walk in ‘apparently past the cover bouncer’ and get to what I discover is an open bar ChaChing! I mix about the crowd looking for the guys and seeing one of the Dallas Lair Guys dancing with a Blonde. I can’t remember his name but he looks familiar, bald, sun glasses, kick ass shirt. Any way I laugh to myself thinking he’s gonna close that I bet looks solid. I talk to a few girls and open a set of two blondes going up the stairs not a lot happens there but that’s ok. I move to a couple girls standing outside and then the phone goes off. It’s the girl from fort worth asking what I’m doing now? I tell her I’m at tribecca its open bar I’d probably stay there for a while. She asks me if I wanna go to the party and I’m indifferent saying maybe when I’m done here. We agree I may come after I leave there at two and then I hand up going back inside I run a little set at the bar and move them around a bit getting a number and maybe plans for later. At this point I’m starting to realize a trend every set I actually run is environmental or floppsy to use a juggler term. And I only seem to open when I don’t have to move away from what I’m doing. Gotta stop being so selfish with the Thaddeus!

Any way I hit the bar one more time and decide I’m going to try this shit again when the phone goes off again… Lindsay again… it’s a text… “I’m out side of Tribeca, r u still here?” I laugh to myself and slowly move outside and sure enough her, her friend and her sister are standing there blowing off some dude. I walk over and hug her to set it up physical just like its already a day two. They tell me there friends are down the street and were going to the party I can ride with them they’ll give me a ride to my car later it’s not far any way. I shrug and leave with them around the block we get in a limo with all the girls and a random assortment of dudes. Apparently mostly boyfriends and we play a drinking game on the way to the party. Come to discover the party is in Denton close to UNT since they all go there. LOL oh well I guess…. We party it up and about 4:30 things start to slow down Lindsay’s sister starts to feel sick and the two of us help her up stairs to her bed. They share a really girly pink room that’s just annoyingly feminine. She lays down and seems to go straight to sleep and me and Lindsay sit on her bed across the room. We talk a bit and things begin to escalate. Make out then shirts off then she starts to go down on me… Its good but seems to be a little hesitant on her part I assume because I meet her a total of about 6 hours ago so I start to create a little more attachment and enforce why we were sharing the moment. She finishes me off and then lays across me, I’m of course expecting to go to the next level in a matter of minutes and then she says that she’s never really hooked up with a guy before and she’s even a virgin. She’s had boyfriends but never really gone farther than this before. I eat it up of course thinking that this is gonna be a great night, then she says, and well I’m not probably as old as you think I am either. OMG WTF damn shit… just then her sister who apparently decided she wasn’t asleep after all sits up a bit saying Yeah she’s just 18 and a freshman at UNT. Whew sigh of relief! We fool around a bit but don’t progress much further as its 5:45 or so in the morning now and I’m tired as hell. I weight out the options and decide that to establish a FB and not get a clingy girl out of this I just fall asleep with her on top of me basically naked.

I wake up at about 10 to the two sisters giggling about how I apparently talk in my sleep and told them that “one day I was gonna show them all girls are lesbians I had an ex teach me that once, heh ty loves lesbians”. ‘another story’ any way we eat breakfast at the wattaburger and they give me a ride to my car. She gets out and we kiss a couple of times and she tells me that we don’t get to drink to stupor next time we stay up all night together. ‘hooked!’ I get in the car drive home and shower to go to work at 3. I’m still unsure if she will flake giving her time to justify a hookup, gamble I know but I’ve had it pay off before. Then about 8pm tonight I get this text from her…. “so next time I’ll leave the sister at the bar and me and you will be all alone  ”

Any way Its late I’m tired and the above story probably only made 33% sense so I’m out! Lata!

[zine]

heh ty loves lesbians

damn right lol, and they love me.

you are addicted to horny goat weed by the way. I'm scared to be around you anymore you may hump my leg at any moment.

[lawdawg505]

Great FR, but what the hell is horny goat weed? It sounds like a gimmick to me...

[zine]

http://www.walgreens.com/store/product.jsp?CATID=100163&id=prod372971#review

It increases your sex drive. If you are more driven to talk to women it makes it much easier to talk to women, oh and if you take it with caffeine you get a euphoric effect.

[MagicBalls]

LMAO

[playercool]

So this super goat weed do u take it daily? Or just when you figure you will be getting some that day?

[Thaddeus]

So this super goat weed do u take it daily? Or just when you figure you will be getting some that day?

Well that all depends on what your wanting out of it. The first day you go on it if you drink and energy drink and pop two pills you get what were calling the euphoric high. Basically both ty and I took it and drank a vault the first night both of us were up until 7am or so wired gaming online because we made the mistake of starting in amarillo on a snowy night with no one out. lol

After youve been taking it a while it builds up in your system and works some what like cialis as it will make you recover faster. From what I can tell it wont effect how long you go, or 'load size' according to man whore from RSD but it will make you recover like crazy. Youll go from being able to hit it 2 or 3 times a night to 5 or 6. "dont quote me I dont know your physical shape, or heart condition". lol