She Called Me an Asshole

[dubya]

enjoys his rich creamy texture. Then the Cheesecake goes right to her ass, and she swears off Cheesecake because she doesn't like anal.

Um... I just got this really strange visual in my head of a girl taking it in the ass from some Cheesecake. Wow thats wierd.

Anyone else hungry? Some Cheesecake would be good right now. Yes... with rich creamy texture. Oh, yes.

Could be worse I guess. Could be a GIANT CROC.

W.

[skin]

So women run around saying they want a guy that is good for them (Tofu), but Tofu sucks. They end up seeing some asshole (Vanilla Cheesecake), and even though they know he's bad for them, they having no self-contro, enjoys his rich creamy texture. Then the Cheesecake goes right to her ass, and she swears off Cheesecake because she doesn't like anal.

Wow, WF... this complex metaphor you created for chicks, good guys and assholes rivals Team America's "Dicks, Assholes and Pussies" political metaphor.

"because pussies are only an inch and a half away from being assholes chuck..."


hahaha

[dubya]

There you go... when someone calls you an asshole just tell them that it's okay cause pussies [or cunts if you want to kill all chances] are only an inch and a half away from being assholes.

Actually that may be kind of fun.

Personally I like the metaphore.
Think I will use it as an opener: Hey, do you like cheesecake?

[zine]

haha, but that's already been done I will quote one of my previous posts with the details. This was actually one of my favorite openers for awile it was fun and unique.

Say something, anything will do. Just make her earn your interest not the other way around. The other night I opened
Me: Hey guys
Them: hi
Me: What's your names?
Them: *testy* I'm Felicia (I glance at her hand here, so she sticks it out kino initiated :p) other girl: I'm other girl
Me: Alright now that we are on a first name basis, I like cheesecake..
Them: ???
Me: It has that amazing grahm cracker crust and that melt in your mouth flavor, what do you like?
Them: cheesecake!
Me: Omg you can't just jack mine like that wth! :p Eh I will never get along with you guys anyways unless the toppings on your cheesecake are delicious too, what you top it with?
Them: Chocolate
Me: I don't really like chocolate as much, but you know what?
Them: ?
Me: When I put strawberries on mine it feels the same as that chocolate melting in your mouth, before you even put it in your mouth you can smell it and its so alluring you just have to put it in your mouth, and when you finally do it has that sudden burst of initial flavor its amazing.
Them: mhmmmmm
Me: What other things give you that enjoyment? (vacuum after question)

I like to just pick random things I like and talk about them. It brings positive energy to the interaction, shows something fun and interesting about me, shows that I'm not like other guys showing interest right away, and gives me a chance to find a reason to show genuine interest in them.
Pick your favorite animal, place, person, thing, and talk about it. Relate on an emotional level. Notice all the feeling words I used up there. Disagree and relate emotionally. It creates a much stronger connection than agreeing will.

[Scoundrel]

My opinion, prevention is better.

Some people are assholes because they have weak self-esteem and have to be mean to people to make themselves feel good. You're not that person. Don't run the risk of being mistaken for that person.

I agree! In this case I think her calling me an asshole may have been a shit test. It was just after she'd dropped her phone and I said she was a klutz.