I was gaming this chick last week and she said I was an asshole. I was feeling pretty cocky, so I said “well duh. I’m an asshole because women LOVE assholes.”
“No we don’t”
“Oh really? When you talk about your last boyfriend what is the most common word you use to describe him?” She was silent, so I ran with it. I opened another set sitting nearby.
“Hey, was your last boyfriend an asshole?”
“Yes.” I started going around to women all over the bar asking this. It was fun!
After about 80% of the women agreed that their last boyfriend was an asshole I went back to the first girl and said “I rest my case.”

