by Guest » Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:40 pm
Saturday 8/14 - Fort Worth
Bull Run and I go to Ft Worth. Picking up girls in Ft Worth is kind of like riding a bike with training wheels - everything is easier.
We're at random bar getting our first drink. We're up at the bar, and a solid nine and her solid nine-point-five friend start talking to us. Hot. BR plays it very well, and is rolling along fine. I am still mindfucked from last night. So I do nothing, and the girl I'm supposed to be talking to leaves, and I take off wandering around the bar while BR chats up this solid hottie who I will refer to as HB Hot-tits. BR finds me taking shots with some ghetto thug, and we up and leave to the next bar which is Library. I am kicking myself. That was a gimme set with a couple hot skanks. (edit: so being mindfucked from the night before was part of it, but I need to work on my game when I am opened. I always suck when girls come and talk to me, just like I suck when I'm winging someone else. It's a control thing. I need to be in control of an interaction to feel attractive. Interesting...)
I still need to open something and get past Friday night. I ask BR to pick out a set for me. BR has an ability to screen girls he's never met that is just legendary. I know he'll find something that will get my sea legs back. For some reason that's all it takes. I approach 3 girls sitting at a table...
Grimm: "Hey, I'm gonna sit here and flirt with you guys for a little bit."
Girls: "I think we can deal with that." Huge smiles. Home run.
Girls: "What's your name?"
Grimm: "Tom Cruise. The pleasure's all mine."
etc etc
I get a number and set up a date for next weekend with my favorite girl. The target, if you will. She was a real hottie, and a lot of fun too.
After that, we go around to two more bars, both of which are super lame. That's the thing about Ft Worth. There are like 5 women in the whole city. Five beautiful, friendly women, but only five.
The last bar, I see a few girls sitting at the bar. Now, I told you that BR has this legendary ability to screen girls he's never met. Well, Grimm DOES NOT have that. So I SHOULD have asked BR if he thought they were with those guys right behind them. But I didn't. I just up and open them. Direct.
Grimm: "Hey, I noticed you over there and I had to come meet you." The girls are totally cold, "I have a boyfriend..." the approach is unwelcome. I plow on thinking their resistence is futile, but pull the chord and eject after a while.
Being drunk is good, because rejection just rolls right off you. But by the time I get back to my seat, I was so drunk I forget that I had JUST opened them literally within like 2 minutes, and I go BACK in to the SAME set and open with the SAME line.
Girls: "We told you she has a boyfriend."
Grimm: (said some dumb shit I can't remember)
Boyfriend, who is like 6'6, comes over, physically pushes me away from the girls and tells me to get the fuck away from them. I stumble back to BR and mention what happened.
Bull Run gets in the guy's face and nearly kicks this guy's ass.
I jump in the middle and break it up by using Jedi mind tricks on the guy and telling him he doesn't want to fight anyone. He's like "OK, I guess I don't want to fight anyone." What a dumb hick.
Ahh Ft Worth. Fun it was.