Absurdifying

[Westfall]

Often when a girl asks me a question/shit test that I dont want to answer I have had difficulty responding in a good way.

I think a good way might be to absurdify the situation.

ex:

HB: How many girls have you slept with

WFA: 1000
WFB: I'm a virgin

HB: How old are you?

WF: 1000 years old

HB: What do you do?
WF: I'm in charge of valet parking for the international space station, but I think I'm going to get fired because yesterday I put a huge dent in the space shuttle when I backed it into a mercades.


Westfall

[Finesse]

I like the last one haha.

Absurdifying the situation could possibly be deemed as a DLV because it is real easy to show discomfort with the question through your body language. I would field test the theory, because you may find the next big thing.

[Twitchy]

For your last one, "What do you do?", I like to use a line from APB....

You didn't mean to ask me what do I do, you meant to ask me what I like to do. I like to snow ski in the winters......

This is DHV way of not only selling yourself, but also controlling the frame

[Kalop]

I like the reply mystery uses... it seems to work for me...

PUA: "Why would you ask me such a question?" (look at her like shes stupid)

and/ or

PUA: "Listen hun, I dont have to answer everything (or every fucking thing) you ask me... do I?" "Geezzz...." "You cant take this girl anywhere"... snip and stack

[Rhody]

I like Tyler Durden's response to questions.
PUA: You're like Nancy Drew. Do you solve crimes? Ooh! Am I a suspect?