Hope it helps guys.
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Alrighty, since I've been dumping some of my personal methods lately, I though I'd add Magic. Since no one [that I know of] has actually talked about PERFORMING the tricks, but rather "It's a good way to DHV. You should learn it!". Simply knowing that these tricks are a simple illusion makes them alot easier to do than thinking that 'it takes forever to get right'.
Before you perform any of this, if you laugh and joke while doing the magic [unless intentionally like 'whoa! how'd that happen?!'] then it'll ruin the trick. Act serious and like the magic your doing is REAL.
So here's a few of my favorite tricks:
The Old Handkerchief and Coin Trick:
Effect: The performer puts a coin into a handkerchief, flips the hanky over, and the coin is magically gone.
How to Do it: This one is Simple, but fun. Simply sneak a rubber band onto your thumb and forefinger. Now put the hanky in the hand. Then let the rubber band slip off your thumb onto the hanky, holding the coin in place. Then shake the hanky [but not too hard] and it will appear to have dissappeared!
The Hopping Coin:
Effect: The performer places a coin in the palm of your hand, and holding both hands out, the spectator/audience always guesses wrong.
How you Do it: Simply flick your wrist inward when the helper guesses, tossing the coin into your other hand. Once perfected, this works well and is very entertaining. *this should be as subtle as possible as your audience is near you.*
Vanishing Coin:
Effect: A coin is placed on a table and it vanishes!
How you Do it: Place the coin on a table with your left hand and you say something like "hey, look at this". The person you talked to looks over and with your right hand you place your index, middle, and third finger on the coin. Now slide the coin off using your fingers as a visual barrier. *you want your hand and arm parallel to the table* Then touch your thumb to your middle finger as if you are picking up the coin as it reaches the end of the table. Then move your hand to around 6 inches from where your hand originally was. Then with your thumb and middle finger still together, rub your thumb to your middle finger as if the coin is dissappearing. Then flip your hand over and spread your fingers. This is a trick to look surprised for. *This trick makes a killer opener*
The French Drop:
Effect: You throw the coin at a member of the audience, but wait, the coin has dissappeared!
How you Do it: Using the same method as the Vanishing coin trick, pull the coin off the table without anyone seeing it. Then Act as if your picking up the coin, then 'throw' it at someone. Then stare at your hand in surprise!
*For the last two tricks it is best to have them directly in front of you, or at least where no one is behind you or can see your lap*
The best for last!
You know how in Style's book "The Game" Mystery says that he has a cool trick where he can stop his pulse for three seconds? Here it is.
The Heart Stopper:
Effect: A member, feeling your pulse at your wrist, notices that your pulse slows, then completely stops!!!
How you Do it: Tie a bandanna or a small cloth in a loop, with a knot in the loop. Pull the bandanna loop up your arm inside of your shirt, to where the knot is in your armpit. This may take practice as the size of the knot needed and the exact position varies from person to person. Now that your bandanna is on and ready, have a member of the audience feel your pulse on the arm with the bandanna. Now while the member is feeling it, roll your eyes skyward and stealthily push your arm up against the side of your torso, pressing the knot deeper into your armpit, which will slow and eventually stop your pulse. So press your arm tighter and tighter until your pulse stops completely, and you should at this point be looking very sick. Count to three, and release the tension on your arm, and heave a sigh of relief and turn back to normal.
Special Note: A good idea would be to go to the bathroom and put on the bandanna rather than having the thing on all night, and for an amplified effect put a bandanna on both arms and use two audience members.
That's it.
Questions/Comments?
Oh and I have alot of other magic, but I'm not going to share it unless you guys actually show some interest
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Alright well I've been working with hypnosis a bit and have found it to be entertaining and a great source of DHV.
So here's how I do it:
Pre-Game:
Be in a place that your subject can hear you very clearly, preferrably at a house with everyone quiet. You want as little background noise as possible.
After you've isolated your subject[s] with something like "we need to go somewhere quiter - I want to show you guys something cool" , proceed to say that you've been practicing hypnosis and that you'd like to show them your progress.
After selecting your subject, tell them not to analyze what you say, that you can think about it all you like after its over. Tell the person that they will really enjoy it. Tell them to focus only on your voice, and to shut out all other sounds.
Ok now tell the subject to stand with his/her feet together and arms stretched outward towards you with both palms facing the floor. The subject's arms should be parallel.
Now, you say:
Close your eyes tightly, shutting out the light. I am going to count from 3 down to 1. When I reach 1, I want you to picture that a heavy weight is tied to your right hand, drawing it toward the floor. Ok, 3...2...1... picture a heavy weight tied to your right hand, drawing it down toward the floor. It gets heavier and heavier and is pulling it down toward the floor.
[Keep repeating the 3,2,1 part onward until you see movement]
Now you say:
Now I want you to picture a baloon filled with helium gas tied to your left wrist, pulling it high up in the air. Your left hand and arm are being pulled higher and higher up into the air. Your right wrist is being pulled down...down...down toward the floor and your left is lighter, and is being pulled up, up, up in the air.
Now open your eyes and look at your arms!
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If you really get them going, they'll ask for another demonstration. So heres an alternate or a continuation. You can keep the same subject or pick another.
So now that your subject is selected, tell them to face you and put their feet together and stand straight up. Tell him/her to look straight up, as if at the ceiling. Tell them to close their eyes.
Now say:
I want you to imagine that you can look through your closed eyes and visualize a spot on the ceiling above. Imagine that you are staring at the spot. As you are staring at that spot I want you to breathe deeply and relax as you did in the last exercise.
You will begin to feel an urge to start swaying back and forth. You begin to start swaying back and forth. I will be here to catch you if you fall too far backward. You begin to sway backward into my arms. You are falling back, falling, and falling backward into my arms.
[Repeat this last section three or four times or until they actually fall back into your arms]
Then watch their face
Note: Keep your subject breathing deeply, and keep them relaxed. Without those two things it will NOT work. Obviously do not use a comical voice either. And before you become a master at this, fake it until you make it.
Questions/Comments? Let me know what you guys think.
-Rip
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Ok, So I've have several theories running around my head like a crazed, bloodthirsty wombat for days, so I'm finally going to document my findings. Here it goes:
The In Demand Theory:
What It Is: The Idea that too many women being attracted you can lead to female-on-female betrayal so that they can be with you, ending in your loss.
My findings: This is actually a hell of a problem for me, but I've found that it's relatively easy to get around. Simply, this happens when women desire you SO much that they will stab each other in the back to have a chance with you.
The Solution: If you do date someone, try to keep it as private as possible, but when confronted about it say something along the lines of "Yeah, I'm going out with so-and-so, but it has been on the rocks lately. I might end it soon... But please don't tell her this. I don't want her to be hurt more than she already will be"
The Breaking of FEMALE One-itis Theory:
What it is: Women being attracted to you so much that they develop one itis.
My findings: This happens when you spend too much time with a girl, or show her a particularly toe-curling sex trick.
The Solution: To avoid it completely, just end it at the first sign of the relationship going south. That way one-itis will most likely not be as developed. Also, I know that you want to be a hotshot and orgasm-stack every hb you f-close, but this is a HUGE creator of one-itis. Keep the big guns in the back until you know it's worth your time [and maybe suffering] to roll them out and dazzle her.
The Branded Theory:
What it is: Women in your local area knowing you as something bad, i.e. a cheater, player, etc.
My findings: This happens when you get with another woman after recently leaving another, being caught cheating, ending a relationship sourly resulting in rumors, and some of the In Demand Theory.
The Solution: End relationships kindly, and try your hardest to remain friends with ex's afterwards. Also Gather your closest friends around and have them be living proof that you're no player.
The School Popularity Malfunction Theory:
What it is: Damnit, your not popular. You don't know what the hell is wrong with you, but your definately not popular.
My findings: Ok, so your not popular. This happens because of the Branded Theory, because you act like a complete nerd, and because you can't seem to function like a normal human.
The Solution: Take no shit from anyone. Seriously, if they try to rip you down, either tool them or shove it back in their face. Another good idea is to act like you own the place. Until you actually do, you have to play the part. Next is: Don't dress, say, or do anything nerdy. This goes down as a cardinal sin of popularity. Ditch those glasses, get cool clothes, talk about something else than your video games, and don't laugh at dumb things or say dumb stuff. Also, make your social circle as big as possible. Encompass the entire school if possible. The best time to do this is obviously at the beginning of the year. 'Nuff said.
The Peter Pan Complex:
What it is: Dude, your 26. Stop acting like your 15 or 16! It is a turn off and will get you nowhere!
My findings: This happens when you don't take as much responsibility as you should, you flake in school, work, and other environments, you think that your still young, you tryto dress like your a teen again, etc etc.
The Solution: Look at yourself naked in the mirror. Are you trying to look like your 18, even though your 32? If so, ditch your clothes, your out-of-date lingo, and your other Peter Pan friends. Replace them with new, age-appropriate items and people. What? Your hair is still chili-bowl cut because you don't know any way else to style it? Go to a gay hair stylist. He'll fix you up and make your hair look kick-ass, but not like your mom still wakes you up every morning.
Shit Shoes Syndrome:
What it is: You have the looks, you have the game, but your shoes look like shit. Big turnoff.
My findings: This is a very common, yet easily avoidable mistake. This happens due to laziness or poorness.
The Solution: GO BUY SOME NEW SHOES! Yes, folks, it's that easy. When you wear sandals that date back to the middle ages, they're going to look like shit. Not "vintage" and not "retro".
Excess of Fat Theory:
What it is: Ah, yes. One of the most talked about topics in our beloved forum. Simply put, your a little heavier than you'd like to be.
My findings: This happens because you are/do either: 1-You have a slow metabolism. 2-You consume alot of food. 3-You don't consume alot of food, but all of it is unhealthy.
The Solution: I'm going to say that maintaining a healthy lifestyle and excersizing regularly will lead to little fat on your body, but that's too generic. Two of the biggest problems is that: 1-You aren't working the right parts of your body. You don't do situps to build muscle in your chest. And 2-Try to do cardio, or stretching-type excersizes more than weightlifting. If you life weights muscle will indeed build, but it'll build under that unwanted layer of fat, and thusly the fat is not affected.
The 5 Signs a Woman is interested:
What it is: It's the signs that a woman is into you, wheter she knows that she's giving you the signs or not.
My findings: This happens alot, and the signs DO happen. Just learn to look for them.
The Signs:
1: Raised Shoulders. When you talk to your dog and talk in a funny voice or when a woman coos over a baby you'll see their shoulders raise. It's a sign of attraction and that they are interested.
2: Toes. You know in those movies where a girl holds her hands together and turns both the fronts of her feet inward, making a V shape if your facing her? This means that she is making her body smaller and is trying to be less imposing and more submissive, which shows attraction.
3: Upward Palms. When your sitting across or beside a woman at a table, watch her hands. If she lay's her hand with her palm facing up in the air, she is attracted to you and taking it would be a good idea.
4: Eye contact. Alright, so your looking across a table at the HB you picked up the other day. If her eyes meet yours and her head tilts slightly forward she has at least once thought of you in bed with her. Find a secluded area immediately. The opposite if this is if she makes eye contace and looks down on you by tilting her head slightly back. This shows that she is either bored or mad, and that you should either shape up or Eject ASAP.
5: Hand Gestures. You know when President Bush talks about the war in Iraq on the news and hes got bad things to say? Watch his hands. He uses gesutres with his palms facing the ground, conveying a negative feel. The opposite and good side is gestures with palms facing the ceiling, conveying a trusted and happy mood.
The Puppy and Wolf Theory:
What it is: Sexually attracting a woman by suddenly turning youself into a sexually aggressive person. [But not overly so]
My findings: If you all of a sudden talk aggressively about sex, she'll be turned on and more inclined to spend the night [or several nights] with you.
The Idea: When talking at any time, slowly switch to the topic of sex. After awhile state that you'd take her around the world if she slept with you. [Also use such terms as "rock your world" etc.] Then, talk as if she has invited or inclined that she wants to have sex with you. If you control the frame well enough, she'll follow and a f-close is in your near future. *Only perform this if you know that she WANTS TO or HAS THOUGHT ABOUT having sex with you*
Whew, that's it. Expect more in the future.
Happy hunting
Questions / Comments?
-Rip
